of feeding my unexplainable need for attention. Is it that none of you remember me, or am i just really, really boring?
lollollollollol
What is that for i didn't do anything i swear i didn't touch that girl i just wanted to look.
Why is everyone ignoring me wahhhhhhh i just wanted to see some vagina
that you prems have finally realized you're all ******s
I suggest that everyone here drops the whole "unfunny ******" vibe
This place is just too fuckin silly for me. Last night was hugely disappointing. Seriously you guys can't handle someone leaving. And it's not like i like many of you in the first place. John you're cool i'll still talk to you on AIM and shit, the rest of you i don't really care.
How's it going.
just so i can have this as my ringtone. http://www.phonezoo.com/its-a-dinosaur___NRqqu50ZkOk0dk5xztFAAA___Ringtone.htm *In case Orange sees this and starts bitching, she showed me this ringtone. Yay for her.
Murder by Death, Ludo, Modest Mouse, Peter Breinholt, Bonnie Billy, Tim Brantley, and Arcade Fire. Fuck yeah payday.
One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when its owner discovered a means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the dolphins never died, no money needed to be spent on buying new ones. Extending the dolphins' lives required putting a special mixture into their food; one of the ingredients was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the workers was sent to the beach to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in hand, he had to pass through a forest. In the middle of the path was a sleeping lion. He very carefully stepped over it, only to be handcuffed by a policeman. "Officer," he said, "what's going on?" "You're under arrest," said the policeman. "But why?" he asked. "You're being charged with Spoiler transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises "
So there's this extra large pizza in my fridge. 3/4 of said pizza has been eaten. By me. i wanna eat the rest of it, cuz i'm hungry, but i wonder if i should save some for my sister. What should i do?
Not as good as the first one, not even close. Jetfire was fuckin awesome, though. I was like lol old man transformers then at the end i was like FUCK YES JETFIRE THAT'S HOW YOU BRING THE PAIN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then i shed a couple manly tears. What a way to go.
WE WON, MOTHAFUKKA. Never been to a game where that happened. A's were all like OH BITCH WE GOT A RUN IN LIKE THE FIRST MINUTE. WHAT THE FUCK NOW LOOK IT'S THE SECOND INNING WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE YOU'VE GOT NOTHING OH you've got a run. And another. add 3 more. 4 the next inning. 5 runs? shit. another. and another. oh look we got one. and you get some more. 3-15 CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER that asian dude was amazing 2 homers 6 RBI's goddamn he's like a robot he's a fucking asian super robot he hit the ball into the stands and then blew up the fucker who caught it with his GODDAMN LASER EYES.
I've eaten 5 hamburgers today. America fuckin rocks.
Why is it people only care when famous people die. Look at this shit post i found in a thread about some famous guy nobody cares about. AROUND 4 MILLION PEOPLE DIE EACH MONTH. YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT FIVE. WHY?
Not that awesome.
People who post in this thread will get rated. No i will not tell you what your number means.
Checking my myspace right. There's this thing on the front page where you can see six randomly chosen famous people's statuses. Ashley Tisdale's reads: "I have to say, the 6 of us from HSM were very lucky to have met such an amazing man. I will remember that moment forever. RIP Michael" The only reason she's gonna remember that meeting is because all Michael did was stare at Zac Efron and breathe heavily.
Picked up a used copy for 40 bucks yesterday. Love the game. It's like a mixture of Hulk: UD and Spiderman 2. Dunno if that's your thing but if you ask me it's fucking great. Whipfist isn't as great as everyone says it is, i prefer using the other powers, mixing it up. Don't use that shield shit, shield is for pussies. Musclemass is cool.
