Here are my top reasons as to why men have harder lives than women. #1. The kitchen. They have easier access to food than we do. Also, the stove can double as a sauna! How ****ing lucky can you get? While we're working, you're playing in the sauna we're paying for. #2. Edited~ #3. Men. That is all. #4. Chivalry. We ****ing pay for everything and it's fantastic. We ask you to pay and we're suddenly cheap or sexist. You obviously have the better end of that deal. #5. Working. Men work while women play housewife at home. Clearly that's just so you can sit at home and watch re-runs of Oprah and eat the food we work so hard for to put on the table. #6. Popularity. You don't have to try to get attention. Your sweater melons do all the talking for you and people are automatically going to start including you in their rampant events, again purchasing many substances for you, including those alcoholic in nature. #7. Jobs. You're given the same pay as men for doing much less work. How is that fair, I mean, really? And WE'RE the sexist pigs that are apparently ruining society. #8. Edited~ #9. Edited~ #10. Breasts. Holy crack-smoking black person, breasts. When women have a decent sized chest, they are viewed as some of the tops of their class, whereas when it happens to men, we apparently have ***** tits. Even if it's a little. Plus they hold milk, so you have the ultimate coupons right there. They're portable airbags, so you don't have to worry about wrecking your car, which you shouldn't be driving in the first place because you're a woman. And yes, we ARE always staring at them. They hypnotize us and make us do stupid things. Like listen to your problems. And there you have it. Clearly, women have much easier lives than men. I hope you all learn a lesson from this and start to appreciate the hardships that men have to go through ON A DAILY BASIS, just to make you happy. I bid you, adieu.
Seriously. You suck. You know who you are.
'Sup .
[This is a thread about sex.] It was a horribly hot summer day. I was at work, running the service desk and this amazingly beautiful blonde girl walks up and asks me, "Are you guys hiring?" I told her how to apply and she seemed grateful. Later on that evening, she found me on facebook and messaged me saying she thought I was really cute. I didn't really know how to react because I was too busy thinking she was crazy for finding me. Anyway, we started talking and it turns out she's seen me from a previous job. Once again, still thinking she's a little crazy. But, she's beautiful, blonde and interested in me, so I let it slide. Then we started texting each other for like, three hours. Next day, I worked in the morning and I was texting her a lot and she wanted to hang out. So, I patiently awaited for 4 pm. I got off work and then went home to shower. Changed clothes and went to her house. Her parents weren't home...sweetness. So, we started making out on her couch and then I slid my hand up her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. As any guys know, that's the green light for doing the horizontal monster mash. And we did. Or at least, we were about to. We were about to get freaky when we heard a car pull up. I looked out the window and saw her mom walking toward the house. I had a beautiful blonde girl on my lap about to get freaky and get cock blocked by her mother. So, I'm sneaking out the back door and I hear her mom ask who's car that is outside in the street. She made up some story about the neighbors having people over. I hopped the fence and got my ass out of there as fast as I could. Then yesterday, I ended up hanging out with her again. Third base. Damn you, baseball! Anyway, that was my sexual experience for the week, KHV. Enlighten me with yours.
I'll be back.
http://tinychat.com/captainhero Srsly
I really want this, but the American store doesn't have it available, only the Japanese store. I have the money to buy it, but I don't have the Yen to buy it. Halp.
LA SOFA!! FOR SHIZZLES!! Seriously...
Biggest disappointment of my life. Spoiler Aang(pronounced Aahng) sounds like a total derp. Also, he's not the Avatar, he's the Ahvatar. Zuko and General Xiao are full blown Hindu, as is Ozai(who also has extremely short hair and doesn't have his Fire Crown.) Iroh is a tall white man with black hair(as opposed to short, fat, balding and gray hair.) The firebenders can't just create fire out of thin air like in the series, they can only manipulate it. Iroh is the only one who can just create it. The movie completely SKIPPED OMASHU!! Aang says he grew up at the Southern Air Temple(which is right), but trained at the Northern Air Temple. Sokka(pronounced Soh-ka) and Princess Yui fall in love at first sight, not when he protects her from the Fire Nation. Oh, I forgot to mention that they don't have the Kyoshi warriors when they go to Kyoshi. Monk Kyatsu(spelling?) is a young black man. Oh, and Iroh's name is pronounced ee-roh. Aang doesn't turn into a giant Spirit Fish at the end, he just makes a fucking wall of water and gently eases it down. The Fire Nation soldiers bow down and accept him as the Avatar. Oh, and Zuko isn't challenged to Agni Kai. It's called Agni Ki, now. I give it a .5 out of 5. Absolutely goddamn horrible. All he had to do was adapt the series to film. I honestly don't suggest this movie to anyone. I counted how many people walked out. I saw 17 people walk out in the first hour. That bad. Watch at your own risk, guys and gals.
Not out. But I made tacos the other day, and totally thought of you....because you're Latino.........and worked at a taco place....:lolface:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 This is just too damn funny.
Guys guys srsly guys I'm srs https://voxli.com/Bears Get in here. You can change the language the lady talks in and make her speak your text now!
So, the other day I took a 3 hour nap. During that nap I had a dream. I was in a bus with a bunch of strangers and the bus driver got mauled by a bear. And I saw every detail. I saw it crush his face and rip open his chest and bite out his heart. Blood was spraying. I somewhat enjoyed it. That's a look into my average dreams. KHV, share your dreams and sh!t.
Aqua and Terra just sound so lifeless. But, the secret boss looks promising.
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Seriously, who didn't see this one coming?
I honestly don't know where to begin, so I'll just start by saying this place is boring. There is very limited amounts of funny in Sector 42, nowadays. I also feel like this place is distracting me from my schoolwork and my social life. Most of the time, I log on here to make the occasional perverted comment and just keep the tab open and don't even do anything. I'm breaking up with you, KHV. It's not you, it's m- Okay, it's you. Sh!t Love List: LilBueno - Dude. Kayleah - You've honestly been one of the greatest people I've met through this god-forsaken place. I wish you the best in all you ever do. :glomp: Emzy - ****FACE! I wuv you wit ahl mah hart! Dalk - Okay, hands down, you are the absolute funniest non-troll on this forum. For God's Sake, we turned your face into a wannabe meme for what, like 3 months? Good times. Love you, man. TheMuffinMan - He's my messiah, so I feel obligated to put him on here. Nova - I may not have known you long, but you're basically like me. Except Rissy enjoys your company. There is no losing, only delayed victory. Haleykins - You're the greatest jailbait ever. :B|: Harriet - Oh, lawl. :lolface: I'm deleting some of you from MSN and taking my MSN info off of here. I'll still be on MSN sometimes. I just feel like not a lot of people here really enjoy me. SO LONG, GAYBOYS!! /Hangover reference
Let me set up the scene here. -I actually had a family breakfast today, which is rare because I tend to work mornings on Sundays. -I played FFXIII for a few hours and had some fun -I actually had an enjoyable day at work -I went to my friends house and played some Halo And then my fucking car battery is more dead than Nappa. At 1:30 am. We tried to push it but got about 4 feet. So it's sitting a mile away from my house. Lesson of the day, folks! Do NOT try to push a 4.6 V8 car. Just don't.
