curious pupper
I am a scientist. >_> <_<
and just look who I happened to stumble on
and then this happened. 01:27 - Revolver Ocelot: SNAKE 01:27 - Big Boss ✌: OCELOT 01:27 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME 01:27 - Big Boss ✌: DONT TELL ME YOUR USING ANOTHER VINTAGE REVOLVER 01:27 - Revolver Ocelot: ... 01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: I CAN SELL IT OFF AS A COLLECTOR'S PIECE 01:28 - Big Boss ✌: YOUR GONNA MISS AGAIN YOU KNOW 01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: NO WAY 01:28 - Big Boss ✌: YOUR TOO USED TO THAT GLOCK 01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AN OCELOT NEVER LETS HIS PREY ESCAPE 01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: I CANMEOW AND **** 01:29 - Big Boss ✌: YOUR USED TO EIGHT BULLETS BUT YOU ONLY GET ^ IDIOT 01:29 - Big Boss ✌: 6 01:29 - Big Boss ✌: DAmmit 01:29 - Big Boss ✌: DO I HAVE TO CALL YOUR MOTHER 01:29 - Revolver Ocelot: OH YOU'D LOVE THAT 01:29 - Revolver Ocelot: BOSS THIS BOSS THAT 01:30 - Big Boss ✌: CRAP I FORGOT SHES DEAD ISN'T SHE 01:30 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN 01:30 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS A TRUE PATRIOT 01:30 - Revolver Ocelot: ;_; 01:30 - Big Boss ✌: WELL I COULD SEND YOU HER LAST SONG 01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: I'M TOO COOL FOR SONGS 01:31 - Big Boss ✌: WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOME WEIRD JAPANESE **** 01:31 - Big Boss ✌: COME ON OCELOT I KNOW YOU LIKE THE JAPS 01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST ITS NOT PAZ' THEME 01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: HELL NO 01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: COWBOYS ARE WHERE ITS AT 01:32 - Big Boss ✌: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH KAZ 01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: MAYBE I AM KAZ 01:32 - Big Boss ✌: OH WAIT YOU KILLED HIM 01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: HEY 01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: AINT MY FAULT LIQUID CANT PLAN AHEAD 01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BACKSTABBING LITERALLY EVERY PERSON? 01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: **** AINT EASY 01:32 - Big Boss ✌: DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR ARM LIKE THAT 01:33 - Revolver Ocelot: MY ARMS A ****** 01:33 - Revolver Ocelot: I CUT HIM OFF AFTER 2 01:33 - Big Boss ✌: WHY THE HELL DID YOU LOOT LIQUIDS BODY JUST FOR HIS ARM IN THE FIRST PLACE? 01:34 - Revolver Ocelot: CANT FLIP REVOLVERS AND **** WITH JUST 1 HAND YO 01:34 - Revolver Ocelot: GOTTA LOOK COOL WHEN I USE YOU ALL 01:34 - Big Boss ✌: BUT WHY HIS WHY NOT MAYBE ERMMM... A NORMAL TRANSPLANT. ANYWAY IN CQC A KNIFE CAN BE BETTER THAN A GUN ******* 01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: CQC WHATS THAT SOME KIND OF JUDO? 01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: AND WHAT IS THAT STANCE? 01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: I LAUGH AT YOU 01:35 - Big Boss ✌: THAT STANCE BROKE YOUR ARM 01:35 - Big Boss ✌: TWICE 01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH WELL 01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: IM A COWBOY 01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: NOT A ****IN NINJA 01:36 - Revolver Ocelot: ..****IN NINJAS TAKIN MY ARM 01:37 - Big Boss ✌: WELL RAIDEN CUT OF HIS ARM TO GET FROM UNDER A ROCK. EVENTHOUGH HE COULD LIFT MY ****INGOUTER HAVEN 01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: RAIDENS A *** WHO GETS LIGHTNING POWERS FOR NO REASON 01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE **** WAS THAT **** 01:37 - Big Boss ✌: ACTUALLY WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE OUTER HAVEN 01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE 01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: .... 01:38 - Revolver Ocelot: MOUNT SNAKEMORE! 01:39 - Big Boss ✌: WELL WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT SNAKE INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RAM INTO HIM. LIKE REALLY DID BREAKING YOU ARM MAKE YOU A ****** 01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE 01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: TO GET HIM TO DO THINGS FOR ME 01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE I DO THAT 01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: EVERY. 01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: SINGLE. 01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: TIME. 01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU'D THINK THEY'D LEARN 01:40 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THEN YOU THREW OFF YOUR GLASSES, JACKET. WHICH WAS A WASTE OF MONEY. AND YOU STILL LOST AGAINST SNAKE. MY SON WHO LOOKS LIKE HIS IN HIS 70S AND IS DYING CONSTANTLY 01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: IT HAD TO BE CINEMATIC 01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: AND I WAS PRETENDING TO BE LIQUID 01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: AND HE DID IT BACK IN 1 01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: I JUST WANTED TO OUTFIGHT AT LEASY ONE SNAKE DAMNIT 01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: LEAST* 01:42 - Big Boss ✌: BUT HE KILLED LIQUID WHILE HE WAS IN METAL GEAR BACK IN ONE. SO WHY DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT. 01:43 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE IM THE BOSS' ****ING SON 01:43 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU DONT MESS WITH THAT **** 01:44 - Big Boss ✌: AHH BUT... SNAKE IS MY SON... BIG BOSS'S SON. WHO SAW YOUR MUM'S BEWBS 01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: ... 01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU ALSO CHASED AFTER HER EVERY WORD LIKE A DOG 01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: WHOSE A GOOD SNAKEY? 01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: NOT YOU. 01:45 - Big Boss ✌: ... 01:45 - Big Boss ✌: DAMMIT 01:45 - Big Boss ✌: THAT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 01:45 - Revolver Ocelot: I'M PRETTY GOOD 01:46 - Big Boss ✌: I GUESS IM THE ONE THATS RANDOMLY GONNA JUMP OFF THE PLANE THIS TIME. YOUR PRETTY GOOD 01:46 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU KNOW THAT REALLY WAS A DUMB IDEA 01:46 - Revolver Ocelot: AND IT WASNT AS COOL AN EXIT AS I THOUGHT 01:47 - Big Boss ✌: WELL I DO WANT TO FEEL THAT FRESH AIR RUNNING THROUGH MY OLD ASS 01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: ... 01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: THANKS FOR THE IMAGE 01:47 - Big Boss ✌: IT WAS MY PLEASURE 01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: IM STILL GUNNA GET YOU 01:47 - Big Boss ✌: COME ON YOU ARE IN YOUR 60S OR SOMETHING 01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: AN OCELOT NEVER LETS HIS PREY ESCAPE OR WHATEVER 01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: IDC 01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: ILL HAVE SOME MAKRET MAN 01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: PUT FOXDIE IN SNAKE 01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: AND ITLL MAKE LIKE 01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: NO ****IN SENSE 01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: IT'LL BE GREAT 01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN YOU'LL THINK IT'S GOOD 01:49 - Big Boss ✌: BUT YOUR NOT AN OCELOT AND IM NOT A SNAKE. MY NAME IS JOHN BY THE WAY. APPARENTLY THE MOST OVERUSED NAME IN THE UNIVERSE. 01:49 - Revolver Ocelot: PRETTY BORING NAME 01:49 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT ILL REMEMBER IT 01:49 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN THOUGH MY NAME IS SOMEHOW BOTH ADAMSKA AND SHALASHASHKA 01:50 - Big Boss ✌: YUP WELL I THINK SOMETHING WAS LOST IN TRANSLATION 01:50 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH, CONVERTING RUSSIAN FROM JAPANANESE TO RUSSIAN TO ENGLISH IS LIKE 01:50 - Revolver Ocelot: A ****IN DUMB IDEA 01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: NEXT THEY'LL SAY REX CANT BEAT THE MODEL DESIGNED TO COUNTER I- 01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: OH. 01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: CAN* 01:51 - Big Boss ✌: WOW YOU REALLY HAVEN'T AGED WELL 01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: WELL **** NEITHER HAS SNAKE 01:51 - Big Boss ✌: I WASN'T EVEN THERE AND I REMEMBER IT 01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: LOOK AT THAT **** HE LOOKS TERRIBLE 01:52 - Revolver Ocelot: at least i have an excuse 01:52 - Revolver Ocelot: having 2 peersonalities and losing an arm 01:52 - Revolver Ocelot: SHITS STRESSFUL YO 01:54 - Big Boss ✌: wELL HELL LOOK AT ME. FIRST I WAS IN A 9 YEAR COMA AFTER GETTING ****ED UP IN A CAR ACCIDENT. THEN I WAS PUT TO SLEEP BY THE AI. I HAD TO HAVE MOST OF MY PARTS REPLACED FROM MY CLONES. AND I STILL LOOK SEXY 01:54 - Revolver Ocelot: THATS BECAUSE YOU GOT ALL THE BEST PARTS 01:55 - Revolver Ocelot: I GOT A ****** ARM 01:55 - Revolver Ocelot: LUCKY ******* 01:55 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A ****ING HORN 01:56 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THAT WAS JUST AN ARM. NOT AN ENTIRE BODY. HELL I GOT A HALF ROTTING BODY WITH A SPLIT SPINE FROM SOLIDUS 01:56 - Revolver Ocelot: YES BUT NANOMACHINES 01:56 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH 01:56 - Revolver Ocelot: WHAT NOW ***** 01:57 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU JUST GOT KOJIMA'D 01:57 - Revolver Ocelot: NOT TO MENTION I GOT A BITCHIN MUSTACHE 01:57 - Big Boss ✌: DAMMIT YOU REALLY ARE PRETTY GOOD. BUT STILL I DID DIE ON YOUR MUM'S GRAVE 01:58 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD YOU'RE TRYING TO FOLLOW HER EVERY MOVE 01:58 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT **** AINT RIGHT 01:58 - Revolver Ocelot: ANYWAY 01:59 - Revolver Ocelot: I DID BETTER AGAINST SNAKE THAN YOU DID 01:59 - Revolver Ocelot: HE SET YOU ON ****ING FIRE 01:59 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH IN CRAPPY 2D GRAPHICS. IF I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM MAYBE I COULD HAVE FOUGHT BACK 02:00 - Revolver Ocelot: AND WHEN ABOUT WHEN HE OUTGUNNED YOU IN OUTER HEAVEN 02:00 - Revolver Ocelot: IN TIME TO CLIMB UP A STUPIDLY LONG LADDER 02:00 - Revolver Ocelot: HOW* 02:01 - Big Boss ✌: LADDERS WITH SNAKE SONGS ARE COOL. THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR SNAKES AND LADDERS 2.0 02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: **** THATS GENIUS 02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: WE SOULD MAKE A ****IN GAME 02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: OF JUST CLIMIBNG LADDERS 02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: AND PEOPLE SINGING 02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: CLIMBING* 02:01 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH AND MAYBE A PIT OF PHYSCO MANTIS NARRATION 02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH 02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: HE COULD READ YOUR MIND 02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: "YOU ARE A **** CLIMBER" 02:02 - Big Boss ✌: *?PYSCO?? 02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: "SO YOU LIKE TO CLIMB LADDERS?" 02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: PSYCHO YO 02:02 - Big Boss ✌: bUT HE WOULD EXPLODE WHEN HE COULDN'T FIND THE MEMORY CARD 02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: TRUE 02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST HE WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT VIBRATION BEING BACK 02:03 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH THATS SOMETHING 02:03 - Revolver Ocelot: AND THE SORROW COULD ***** AT YOU FOR CLIMBING NONLETHALLY 02:03 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THE SORROW WOULD COME AND JUST THROW HIM BACK TO HELL 02:03 - Revolver Ocelot: AGAIN 02:03 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH 02:03 - Revolver Ocelot: MY DAD IS OP AS **** JESUS CHRIST 02:05 - Big Boss ✌: WELL HE SENT MY TO THE UNDERWORLD TO SEE AL THE BOSSES IVE KILLED EVEVNTHOUGH I KILLED THEM NON LETHALY 02:05 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH THATS KINDA BULLSHIT 02:05 - Revolver Ocelot: AINT YOUR FAULT THEY DECIDED TO BLOW UP 02:06 - Big Boss ✌: EXACTLY. ITS LIKE THE END BLOWING UP WHEN HE DIES OF OLD AGE. THATS BULLSHIT 02:06 - Revolver Ocelot: IT TOTALLY IS 02:06 - Revolver Ocelot: HIM DYING OF OLD AGE IS BULLSHIT 02:07 - Revolver Ocelot: I MEAN COME THE **** ON WSANT HE DEAD ANYWAY EARLIER? 02:08 - Revolver Ocelot: OH GOD PLEASE NO 02:08 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN I DONT LIKE COWBOYS THAT MUCH 02:09 - Big Boss ✌: OH I KNOW YOUR SECRET. THEM TIGER CAMO PIJIAMAS 02:09 - Big Boss ✌: *PIJAMAS?????>??piohgui 02:09 - Revolver Ocelot: NO 02:09 - Big Boss ✌: *IHAVENTAGEDWELL 02:09 - Revolver Ocelot: OCELOTS ARE THE SUPREME CAT 02:09 - Revolver Ocelot: TIGERS ARE **** 02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST I DONT HAVE BOSS PYJAMAS 02:10 - Big Boss ✌: THEN WHY DID YOU WEAR THAT CAMO 02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE 02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: IM LEARNING TO BE GOOD AT CAMO OK 02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: ITS NOT MY STRONG POINT 02:11 - Big Boss ✌: BUT CANT YOU SEE YOUR CAMO INDEX IS TOO LOW. ANYWAY YOU CAN NEVER BE AS PRO AS. YOU HAVE NEVER ASKED IF YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF 02:12 - Revolver Ocelot: WELL HEY 02:12 - Revolver Ocelot: ID ONT TRY TO SNEAK AROUND IN A ****ING TUX 02:12 - Revolver Ocelot: I ****ING LOVE THIS SONG 02:12 - Big Boss ✌: DUDE THAT TUX MAKES ME LOOK FANCY. YOUR MUM SAID SO 02:13 - Big Boss ✌: I GET THE FEELING HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT 02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE SAID ITS **** CAMO AND YOU SHOULD FEEL STUPID 02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: I ALSO GET THAT FEELING 02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: I SHOULD TRY TO TRICK HIM INTO GIVING IT TO ME 02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: THEN I WILL HAVE THE JAR OF DIRT 02:13 - Big Boss ✌: BUT ANGUS PISSED INSIDE 02:13 - Big Boss ✌: IT 02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: ... 02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: WELL **** 02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: I DONT WANT THAT **** 02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: MERYLS THE ONE WITH THE GROSS FETISHES 02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: ... 02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: ;_; 02:15 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH WELL SHE STOPS MANTIS FROM USING HIS MANY VIBRATORS SO **** HER 02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: HEY 02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE DID YOU A FAVOUR WITH MANTIS 02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY SHE BECAME 02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: A MINE READER 02:16 - Big Boss ✌: (facepalm) OCELOT JUST NO WHY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 02:16 - Revolver Ocelot: I THOUGHT IT WAS WITTY 02:17 - Big Boss ✌: THATS LIKE HAL FANCING HIS MUM. ITS SO STRANGE. HELL HIS DAD COMMITS SUICIDE BECAUSE OF IT 02:17 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT **** WAS ****ING WEIRD MAN 02:17 - Revolver Ocelot: NO WONDER HIS DAD OFFED HIMSELF 02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH STRANGELOVE 02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: WAIT **** 02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS INTO KIDS TOO 02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE LIKED PAZ 02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: **** 02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: HUEY WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING 02:19 - Big Boss ✌: ALSO SHE HAD A BIT OF RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BOSS TOO 02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT IS TRUE, BUT IT DIDNT REALLY GO ANYWHERE 02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: **** GOT ****IN OBSESSIVE THOUGH 02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: ... 02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: ****** 02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: SERIOUSLYIS EVERY WOMAN IN THIS SERIES MENTALLY UNWELL? 02:20 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH I MEAN THE BOSS WAS SO FREAKED OUT THAT SHE WENT TO SPACE AS SHE WOULD MUCH RATHER GET RADIATION THEN WELL YOU KNWO 02:20 - Big Boss ✌: *KNOW 02:21 - Big Boss ✌: BUT YEAH THERE ARE NO NORMAL WOMEN IN MGS 02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH AND NAOMIS A COMPULSIVE LIAR WHO WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE 02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN 02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN PARAMEDIC IS ****ED UP 02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: EXPERIMENTIN ON MY BOY FRANK 02:21 - Big Boss ✌: ALL THE B & BS ARE ****ED UP MAN EATERS TOO 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN THE B&B CORP ARE TRAGIC AS **** 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS LAUGHING ON THE OUTSIDE 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THIS INSIDE 02:22 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE THE RAGING ON THE OUTSIDE 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS SCREAMING ON THE OUTSIDE 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS CRYING ON THE OUTSIDE 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE 02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT SHITS STRAIHT UP POETIC 02:23 - Big Boss ✌: I STILL DONT SEE HOW WHEN THEY GRAB YOU AND MAKE OUT IT BECOMES A MISSION FAILED. DOESN'T I MEAN MISSION SUCCED 02:24 - Big Boss ✌: *IT 02:24 - Big Boss ✌: *SUCEED 02:24 - Revolver Ocelot: I THINK SNAKE IS AFRAID OF SCORING AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO MERYL 02:25 - Big Boss ✌: bUT MERYL IS JUST A STRAIGHT UP ***** IN MY OPINION. SO IS SNAKES MUM 02:25 - Revolver Ocelot: AW HELL NAW 02:25 - Revolver Ocelot: MERYL WAS THE **** 02:25 - Revolver Ocelot: BEFORE SHE BECAME **** 02:26 - Revolver Ocelot: ..THATS SOME DEEP **** YO 02:26 - Revolver Ocelot: ANYWAY YOU ****ED SNAKES MUM 02:26 - Big Boss ✌: BUT I DIDN'T 02:26 - Revolver Ocelot: FINE, YOU HAD A NIGHT OF PASSIONATE DRY HUMPING 02:27 - Big Boss ✌: SHE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF THOUGH 02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: THATS BECAUSE SHE WASNT INTO YOU 02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: MUCH 02:27 - Big Boss ✌: I STILL DON'T SEE WHY SHE BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE THOUGH 02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE 02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: THERES ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SNAKE 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AND ONE BIG BOSS 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AND 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: UHH 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: ZERO. 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: MUST BECOME 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: 1 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: TO BECOME 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: ZERO 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AND THNE YOU KILL HIM 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: THEN* 02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN 02:28 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT SNAKES OR ZEROS 02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT THERE WILL FOREVER BE SNAKE 02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE HES A WOODEN STICK NOW 02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: APPARENTLY 02:29 - Big Boss ✌: ERMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMM THATS JUST... WHAT THE HELLL 02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: I KNOW RIGHT 02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: IT NONLETHALLY DISINTEGRATES PEOPLE THOUGH 02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: SO THATS COOL 02:30 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH BUT IT IS KIND OF DISGUSTING THAT SNAKE WEARS SOLIDUS'S HEAD LIKE A MASK 02:30 - Revolver Ocelot: IT IS, ITS ALL BURNED AND **** 02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT **** AINT RIGHT 02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: YOUD TIHNK SNAKE WOULD LIKE SOLIDUS 02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: HAVEN TAKEN UP HIS CAUSE AND EVERYTHING 02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT NO 02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: HE JSUT GOES AROUND PRETENDING TO BE HIS CORPSE 02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: WHAT THE **** 02:32 - Big Boss ✌: ALSO WHY DIDN'T HE JUST SCRAPE OFF THE SKIN OF MY HEAD AND USED IT. i WOULD LOOK 10X COOLER AND I WOULDN'T MIND 02:32 - Revolver Ocelot: DUDE WTF MAN 02:33 - Big Boss ✌: DUDE # 02:33 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT ***** EVA PROBABLY STOLE IT FROM YOU WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP 02:33 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH 02:34 - Big Boss ✌: ANYWAY ITS BEEN NICE CATCHING UP WITH YOU OCELOT BUT ILL BE LATE FOR MY BEUTY SLEEP. TIME TO JUMP OFF THE PLANE 02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: AIGHT 02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: ILL BE WATHCIN YOU JOHN 02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: I SHOULD HEAD OFF SOON TOO 02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: ITS 2:34 AM ON THIS SIDE OF THE PLANE 02:35 - Big Boss ✌: WELL ITS 2:35 AM ON THIS SIDE 02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: OH **** 02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: A WHOLE MINUTS DOFFERENCE 02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: ... 02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: YES 02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: DOFFERENCE 02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: THISPLANE IS ****ING LONG TO SPAN A ****ING MINUTE 02:37 - Big Boss ✌: I KNOW RIGHT. WELL LETS SEE THAT WHEN I JUMP OFF. I DON'T CAUSE ANOTHER PARADOX 02:37 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH CAMPBELL GETS ALL PISSY WHEN THAT HAPPENS 02:37 - Revolver Ocelot: NOW IMM OFF TO HAVE A MYSTERIOUS CALL WITH THE PRESIDENT. 02:37 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH SOMEHOW 02:38 - Big Boss ✌: OK THEN NICE FLYING (JUMPS OFF) CAMPBELL: YOU CAN'T KEEP CREATING IME PARADOXS SNAKE 02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: YES 02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: NO 02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: I AM A RUSE MASTER 02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: THX PRES. 02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: THE END. 02:38 - Big Boss ✌: ................................................................ 02:39 - Big Boss ✌: END SCRIPT 02:39 - Revolver Ocelot: METAL GEAR STEAM
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Please, last more than a day playing GunZ. I'd love to see you try. [video=youtube;sejZ4TYT3Es]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sejZ4TYT3Es&feature=related[/video] Spoiler don't mind me, just being emotional about missing a dying game ;_;
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Kenneth wants to know if the word tits is allowed on KHV. So, am I allowed to fucking say tits or not? Because I would hate to keep saying tits if I wasn't because I wouldn't want to inconvenience someone over the word tits tits.
That you hoverhanded your own photoshopped-in waifu?
Warning: is pretty much destined to contain spoilers. This is going to be something of an ongoing project, so if anyone happens to read this before it is finished, and finds a section they're wanting missing, bear with me. I'm not going to outline such things as where the bound serpents are, or where the Buried Metals are located, there are a plethora of maps for this. However, a warning to any PS3 players going for the Metal God (100%) trophy, when you get past 95% completion your save WILL corrupt (there is a fix in a never-to-be-released patch), so once you hit 95% completion, you have to find everything without saving the game, and upon recieving 100% YOU MUST VIEW THE STATS SCREEN TO RECIEVE YOUR TROPHY I plan to start with Multiplayer Guides, beginning with a guide to playing as the Drowning Doom as that is the faction I feel most comfortable with (having played 102 ranked matches and countless VS AI matches as them.) Spoiler: Multiplayer Credits to Kor of the LucasForums for the stats table Spoiler: Playing as the Drowning Doom Playing as the Drowning Doom is something which can take a lot of getting used to (though not so much as the Tainted Coil) as whereas Ironheade had a very balanced set of units which specialised in essentially everything, The Drowning Doom has largely weaker units, and relies on support units such as organists, Brides and Dirgibles to debuff and hinder the enemy, rendering them effectively useless. While the Drowning Doom has its fair share of weaknesses, it is more than capable of drowning its enemies Drowning Doom Units Gravedigger - A gravedigger squad costs 6 load and yields 6 gravediggers, these guys are exceptionally good at taking down ranged infantry, and in numbers can swarm the enemy easily, however their lower HP makes them only really useful early game Double Team: Dry my tears with dirt - Ophelia A Gravedigger buries Ophelia in the ground, she can then move underground and wait for the opportune moment to erupt, with the same effect as an earthshaker, only doing a lot more damage and having a larger AOE this double team is pretty strong for how early you can use it. Bride - costing 2 load the bride is the first debuff unit you have access to and is brilliant... for taking out fan geysers. The bride doesn't actually have an attack per sé, however, when she is attacked, she retaliates with a lightning bolt, the only exception to this is when being attacked by a Metal Beast. The bride's debuff consists of slowing enemy units, and stacks with each bride present (max. 3) If you have any brides remaining by the time you reach tier 3, then it's worth upgrading them. Double Team: So commanding - The Bride The Bride and Ophelia join hands in dance while summoning lightning strikes to destroy the enemy, great for driving away enemy avatars or for taking out a fan leech. Frightwig - Costing 3 load, and an asset to your army, the frightwig is a very strong long ranged unit, especially for a tier 1 unit, however, once attacked it becomes effectively useless, so it is essential that they are safeguarded. Double Team: Let me touch that beautiful hair -Ophelia Ophelia picks up the frightwig and is able to throw it at enemy units, the affected unit will then fight for the Doom untill either it or the frightwig dies. Tragic. Ratgut One of my favourite units, costing 3 load the ratgut is going to be your best friend the second you hit tier 2, the ratgut specialises in tearing its through enemy infantry, and when used right, 2 or 3 of them can destroy an entire enemy army. Double Team: Lead my rats to victory! -Ratgut Ophelia jumps down this guys throat and chills in his stomach with the rats, you then control the ratgut and can position him where you like, when you wish to, you can tell him to vomit his rats out, with you controlling them, allowing you to tear through infantry selectively. Very good for taking out a lot of infantry in little time when you're in a pinch. Also good for ambushing The Organist - A necessary staple in any Tear Drinker's army, the Organist, taking up 4 load, debuffs the enemy's attack greatly, and the effect stacks with each organist (max. 3) which can leave your enemy's attack more than halved. Double Team: You play, I'll drive - Ophelia Ophelia jumps in the driver's seat of the Organist's... Organmobile and can drive it around the battlefield. Ophelia can control the organist similar to controlling a puppet, and make him possess an enemy unit, she will then control it manually untill the double team is ended, the unit dies or the organist (the vehicle) dies. Lightning Rod - One of, if not THE most useful Drowning Doom unit, taking up 5 load the lightning rod is a brilliant all rounder, with the ability to stun infantry; and is also extremely useful for taking out merch booths and fan geysers quickly and stealthily. Double team: Here we go, sparky. Let's go see the Governor. Yes! A pardon from the Queen! - Ophelia and Sparky the Lightning Rod operator The lightning Rod double team is another one which places Ophelia in the steering wheel, while Sparky focuses on making the most out of his electric chair. Ophelia is able to drive around the battlefield untill finding a suitable place to deploy, at which point sparky will appear from the top of the Lightning Rod strapped into an electric chair, Ophelia can then charge up shots. The longer the charge the more damage and the more people it hits (up to a maximum of 8). Reaper - Yes, you read that right, you get to use the goddamn grim reaper. And he's riding a flaming Ghost horse. WHILE WEARING HEADPHONES. Anywho, this guy can either be bloody brilliant, with a cost of 4 load this guy has the potential to tear through infantry, killing them and avatars alike in 1-2 hits, hoever, if they don't have room to manoeuvre, they'll drop like flies. Double Team: Harvest time -Ophelia The reapers double time allows Ophelia to ride on the reapers horse behind him, and take his scythe to swing at enemies with. Infantry will run away at the sight of the terrible duo, making actually hitting them practically impossible, and making using this double team largely pointless. Brood This is, quite literally, a haunted pram/stroller, with evil, biting exploding babies of unspeakable doom. And evil. taking up only 2 load these guys chew through vehicles like.. an exploding biting baby thing. Double team: The good news is you're all about to die -Ophelia Ophelia jumps into the infinite depths that are cot's bowels and drives it like a car, to attack, she jumps out and throws it at the enemy, causing it to explode on impact and send little evil babies flying everywhere to latch onto the nearest enemy. Sadly however they all die. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Dirgible - Once the enemy sees this, they know they're ****ed. The dirgible, besides looking absolutely beautiful, even if it is a coffin on a balloon, renders the enemy army USELESS. It severely lowers both the enemy avatar, units and buildings (including megastage) defences, and has a whopping 96hp. Suffice it to say this thing will not go down easily. It does, however, have no way of attacking. Double team: All those people who cry "Death From Above" have no idea what they're talking about. -Ophelia Ophelia hangs gracefully from the side of the dirge and is able to fly it, with full control in all 3 dimensions, however it moves rather slowly. Ophelia is able to drop urns filled with black tears onto the battlefield, which will harm enemies and heal allies. Oh and you can fly so high most units can't hit you. Treeback ALRIGHT. Finally, the Drowning Doom's ultimate unit, the Treeback. This is basically a ratgut on steroids, it's tree houses a murder of crows that obliterate infantry in seconds, and deal impressive damage to vehicles as well, dealing a lot of damage in a short amount of time this thing is feared on the battlefield, is only drawback is the fact that it is unbearably slow, and even slower when double teamed with. Double Team: It's called, a murder -Eddie Riggs Ok, I promise you you will not have seen this coming. Ophelia jumps atop the tree and the treeback rises from the ground, revealing some huge hunchbacked ogre with a tree on his back, who can now use his fists to pummel his opponents, all the while his crows are still tearing the enemy to pieces. BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. Drowned Ophelia's Solos [ Silence - wraps the enemy avatar's head and guitar in mummy bandages, meaning they can't issue orders or use their guitar. Can really screw them up. summon flag - summons the rally flag to wherever you are, any summoned units automatically go to the flag instead of, y'know, being useful. Fan tribute - claims a merch booth as yours and builds one of those sexy Well of Souls merch booths over it Shadow Blast- Black tears explode away from Ophs, dealing damage, essentially the same as the facemelter and curse solos Baleful Misdirection - Creates a fake ghost unit replicating one you already have, but it does cost load so use it wisely. The enemy will have no way to tell which is the real one. Veil of Deceit - want to make your enemy **** themselves? Use this, makes your army invisible (that are close to you) untill they attack, great for a load of different uses I guess. Summon Hearse - Did I mention Ophelia drives a sexy as hell Hearse? Weeping Heavens - I have no words for how awesome this is. It summons eyes full of black tears, shot from your stage, to crash wherever you land, protip: if you do this next to the enemy base they've pretty much lost since it ALMOST DESTROYS IT COMPLETELY Encompassing Gloom - Gives the map that nice, macabre look I've always loved about the blac tear region, even turns the moon into a skull. Nice. Somehow this stops your enemy from producing units, guess they're suffering from seasonal onset depression DOHOHO INSIDE REFERENCES ONLY PEOPLE WHO ALREADY USE THIS SOLO WILL GET i'm a ******. Black Tear Infusion - makes the place all pretty with petals falling and stuff, heals friendly units, and gets Ophs to say Come and play in the petals children Rally Army - makes every unit you have instantly stop doing what they were doing and come to you. Bloody attention whore. General strategy There are generally 2 strategies for starting off as the Drowning Doom, sending out 2 gravediggers/frightwigs then a bride, or swarming the battlefield with gravediggers non-stop, the latter being the new player's technique generally. If you're not very good at defending your troops you may want to start off with this opening, however, bear in mind you may find it more difficult to bear with having the weaker units later on, as any anti-infantry unit will be devastating. If you open up with the former opening, bear in mind you'll probably have to defend your troops, and know that the bride (which is excluded from this method on some maps) is only summoned for taking out fan geysers your army isn't yet focusing on, the focus of this opening is getting to tier 2 as quickly as possible, and this is the opening I always use. When attacking/defending your units try to make sure that you or your infantry get to the enemy's ranged units, likewise, try to make sure no-one touches your frightwig (or any of your units really) and make plentiful use of the Black Tear Infusion solo as it will heal your units, if the enemy has a ****-load of units near a few gravediggers use the double team. It's OP for a Tier1 double team. If you are fighting the Tainted Coil then it's a good idea to keep flying over to the enemy stage and kill any battle nuns they've summoned t stop them summoning more troops. The most important thing at this stage is getting that stage upgrade for Tier 2 units, so it's important to be checking all the time to see if you can afford it yet, the second you can buy it. This is where if you suddenly start dominating the match, if you aren't already. Personally I usually purchase a ratgut first, to finish off any remaining enemy infantry, but purchasing an organist or lightning rod first is equally justified. Also, you now have access to Shadow Blast, which will help you to quickly turn the tide of battle if your units are against the ropes. Try to have 3 organists on the field at all times, and summon either ratguts or lightning rods if the enemy summons infantry or vehicles respectively, if the enemy has no units, try to get 3 ratguts and 2 lightning rods and then upgrade to tier 3. Whenever you're not under attack I would suggest taking a lightning rod and using it to destroy fan leeches/enemy merch booths in order to boost your fan supply. Once you hit tier 3 I would recommend using encompassing gloom either whenever possible, or before each time you attack, as it stops the enemy from producing units to counter you with, and stops them using weather effects too. Handy.if one or 2 ratguts somehow die then replacing them with a reaper is generally a good idea unless the fighting area is very restricted or filled with enemy units. If you lost a lightning rod replace it with 2 broods, but always have at least 1, and have 3 organists at all time. Getting the dirgible out as soon as you hit tier3 is also generally a good tactic, as it can make your army pretty much indestructible. If you decide to go for the enemy stage before upgrading to tier 4, I would suggest hiding your units with veil of deceit and then using encompassing gloom as you get close, just to really screw the enemy over.However, I would suggest moving up to tier 4 either before or during as it both enables you to bring in a treeback to destroy any units the enemy summons to defend, and gives you access to the weeping heavens solo for added complete and utter domination. Also I would try not to break your army into groups, it needs to stay close together as it relies on its debuffs to keep it alive, and if your enemy has ANY decent units, either throw a frightwig at it or possess it with an organist, wait for the unit to die, rinse and repeat. Works every time. If for whatever reason the enemy does many to overrun you, I would favour the ratgut and lightning rod double teams to suppress them. Spoiler: Playing as the Tainted Coil The Tainted Coil is without a doubt the hardest faction to get used to, but it's also the most overpowered, with Doviculus' longer attack range, incredibly strong units, and the hierarchy system, a tainted coil player will either be able to do absolutely nothing or to completely control the battlefield. Playing as the Tainted Coil isn't something you'll be able to just pick up and do, you'll need to get your head around how it works, as well as practice different methods of keeping hierarchy units alive, upgrading et al. Tainted Coil Units
Would a guide/walkthrough/tips/how not to ****ing suck thread go here? If not where in particular would such things belong? Not KH related.
I've been sitting here staring at this ****ing spamzone for over ****ing 5 years. I need to re-evaluate my life.
Ok, ok so. What we do is, we take a tent. Then we get a hippo. And we put it into the tent. And we sell it as a ****ing hippo/tent combo. **** yes i will get all the monies.
I went to my local game shop today. Got Neverwinter Nights, Mirror's Edge, and Heavy Rain for £19.50 what the **** did you do today?
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Another problem, one that has bugged me for quite some time recently resurfaced. Guilt. A constant feeling of crushing guilt, for existing, being, pushing my existence onto others. I feel the constant need to apologize and to atone for my existence and for pretty much everything I do. Stand near someone? Feel awful for it, joke around with someone? Feel awful for it, cause someone to feel bad or say sorry? Feel awful for it. This being the reaosn I apologize so often. Due to this an old temptation returns, that of cutting oneself, the pain being a payment for one's transgressions, the blood washing it away or removing it from the body. An undesirable coping mechanism but one which may prove necessary again. Hopefully not. And so I ask you if you have any less destructive methods of coping to suggest.
Why do people type like this. WHY? And this is one of her most... sense-making posts I've ever seen.
Haven't you ruined Dante enough already? Now you're calling him a ****ing pervert? [video=youtube;DBd86emJWkc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBd86emJWkc&feature=player_embedded[/video]
