I have some ideas cookin up in this brain check this out Destiny Island: PARTY TIME!!~ --------------------------------------- The night before Sora's dream, there was an awsome party...... (up in the treehouse) Riku: I'll spike the punch! and then Kairi will be unable to resist me! *pouring sounds* Riku: hehehe sweet date rape drugs! Sora and Kairi dirty dancing* Kairi: keep up Sora.... Sora: hold up let me get some punch..... Wakka: Munching* Tidus: Wakka stop eating all the shrooms...pass that ---- to the left Drunk selphie: Oh Tidus....I never realized how incredibly sexy you were.... Wakka: (looking like this while staring at Selphie) Wakka: Selphie...omg.....your jumprope is a *****....... Tidus: *making out with selphie* Sora: *gulp* DA DOING DOING DOING~ Kairi: Sora......I hate to kinda just....throw this out there but.....somebody down there is tryin to say something... Sora:*looks down* *looks back up* GASP* Sora:....... Kairi:...... (awkward silence) Sora: Wanna do it? Kairi: sure. THE NEXT DAY Kairi: Wake up you lazy bum.... THE END What you think? nice to meetcha....i think...lol....
Kairi: wake up you lazy bum Sora: WOAH I HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM AND I WAS LIKE WOOSH WOOSH AND THEN THERE WAS THIS GIANT HOLE SO I STUCK A STICK IN THE HOLE IT WAS AWSOME……and then I blacked out and fought some giant! Sora: it was cool too. Kairi: just give me my cash *sora hands her munny* Kairi: Your 2 munny short. (Random) Sora: Build a raft! That’s a great idea kairi! Kairi:…………… Sora:……….. (awkward silence) Sora: I love you. Riku arrives: sora your times up with my ho. (Random) Sora: Sword fight! That’s a great idea! Riku: what the F--k!? *riku dodges sora* Kairi: Get away you crazy psycho! *throws a paupu fruit at sora* *sora is knocked out* Kairi: Lets get out of here! Riku: Yea lets go! Hours later at Kairi’s place~ Kairi: Heyyyyyyyyyyy Riku aheh-AHAH do you want a mushroom? Riku: Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Want some seagull egg? Kairi: Hell yea pass that to the left. *SNORT SNORT* Riku: Kairi, *points* theres a giant ***** cutting your hair…… Meanwhile~ Sora wakes up* Hmm looks like there will be a storm!! better put a blanket on the tree’s or they’ll get cold! *unzips his pants* except this one, I gotta go. Sora: dumdeedumdeedum, *whistles* there all better! A heartless cop appears* Cop: going in a public place, im gonna have to steal your heart. Sora: AHHHH *runs away* *sora stumbles upon Drugged up Riku* Riku: Look sora! the door has opened! Hehehaha Riku: Woah! …..(short silence) Random Riku: IM NOT AFRAID!!!! *Riku disappears* *Something appears in Sora’s hand* Sora: woah cool a pimpkey! Thanks strange voice in my head for telling me the name! Sora looks up: woah, it would seem according to the strange voices in my head that destiny islands is being sucked up by a giant testicle. Sora: Hahaaha, sweet. What happened to Kairi? Will sora get a clue? Find out on the next pimpkey!
