And for that it will always have some value.
Keep this in mind when pining for people on the internet. This thread is dedicated to all the urban youths out there as requested by local man with **** taste; B.
Obviously the first question might be "What is a phoneposter?" A phoneposter is someone who is frankly speaking; lazy. Lazy because despite being in their home they cannot muster the motivation and energy needed to get slightly up and type on their ****ing computer or laptop because "OH GEEZ I HAVE TO USE MY FINGERS FOR THINGS!? OH MY GOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!". Now there's nothing wrong with being lazy. I have an uncle in the hospital see, he is slowly dying of Micropenis. This is a real condition so do not laugh. Anyway he is slowly dying of it and I have to pay hospital bills so that they can keep him from dying of Micropenis but every now and then I'm a little lazy, the payment URL can be long to type so I just forget it sometimes. Nothing wrong with it, it's just Micropenis at the end of the day, he'll be fine. The point is it is okay to be lazy. But what's NOT okay is using your laziness as a means of half assing things, and that is what phoneposters like Trigger do. Instead of just NOT posting at all and getting some rest, they give out these lazy half assed post and messages that literally nobody likes or pays attention to besides "Wow I can't believe this dumb ***** would say some STUPID **** like that". But because he's being lazy and phoneposting he can always just go "lol im phoneposting it doesnt matter" which leads me to my second point >But Jube, I phonepost when I'm on the go **** off When you're on the go you are STILL only paying half attention. Half attention to the posting and half attention to whatever the hell you're SUPPOSE to be doing So it's even worse, nobody wants to engage with someone who is showing literally no passion or effort for either of the two things they are doing. >But Jube, I have no passion because the world sucks Go whack off or something. Nobody wants to hear this **** >Jube you are old and jaded. Phoneposting is fine **** off The world would be a better place if phoneposters were lynched. >Wow Jube, you are right. How do I identify a phoneposter? 1. Doesn't use caps 2. Doesn't send messages in quick succession 3. Likes phoneposting >Hey Jube, I'm a staff member and wish to put an end to phoneposting What you do is simple ban phoneposters make it a global rule make the site as mobile unfriendly as possible Kh-vids is some backwater town in the middle of ****ing nowhere filled with a bunch of weird strobe light haired freaks of nature of all kinds. But even WE can do our part in making the internet a better place.
What are they even? Surely they cannot be a natural occurrence right? Some sort of mutation? Discuss.
**** Little girls **** Joey. It's time to for a REAL storytime, a storytime that encompasses **** from reality and is about real things and the real struggle for a little busta on the streets. And that's who you are, the little busta, a straight busta born and raised on the dank streets of whothe****cares. You've only got one goal in life; to be the damn diddly mack daddy of the streets. To live in a world where people praise your name and envy your fame. When your rhymes are so fresh, people suck ya nuts just to taste test. But there's one problem; you're broke as ****. It is a wonder you can pay rent for where you live because the landlord probably got stabbed at some point. You need to get off your lazy ass and get a job ya straight busta. wat do? [] Begin your rap career RIGHT NOW! [] Sell your body. Getting payed to have sex? What could go wrong? [] Shank some fool [] Write up a resume and apply to some low tier jobs [] Grind up those sweet tarts in your pocket and sell em Voting works the same as the last 2 threads. Vote for what option you want. After a certain amount of time I will stop counting votes and we'll go with whatever gets the most votes. SAVING At any point you can save into State 1,2 or 3, just mention it in your post. Obviously if you save into state 1 while something is already in there it will overwrite said state. You can load into a file at the end of the day or in the event of a game over. This forum is dead so this will probably go nowhere but hey let's see. First post gets to choose male or female and name of this straight busta.
SPDUDE 2.0 IS LITERALLY CREATING DRAMA TO CASH IN ON OUR DUMB ASSES LOGGING BACK IN IF YOU DONT WANT TO GIVE THE JEWS YOUR MONEY THEN JUST LOG OFF DONT EVEN REPLY TO MY ANTI SEMITISN JUST LEAVE CAPS LOCK
Where were you when /khv/ rose from its grave only to die harder?
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!? YOU THOUGHT HE FORGOT!?
So apparently Sony has officially given up on "The Amazing Spider-Man" franchise and is studying three potential options. Work with Marvel Studios to add Spider-Man to the MCU. Either the Andrew Garfield version or a rebooted Spidey. Retool "The Sinister Six" to feature Spider-Man teaming up with his biggest enemies to fight a common enemy and have it be the final movie of the ASM-verse, OR do the same ****, but with a rebooted Spidey and villains. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. for five or six years, then reboot again. http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JoshWildingNewsAndReviews/news/?a=108839 ASM2 must've NOT gone how they wanted at all.
On the bright side, Encounter sounds alright
Might as well give this one away to one lucky asshat. The 25th post in this thread gets ****ing nothing. Absolutely nothing, not a damn thing. A rusting spoon gets more things then you will get when you get this nothing. Get in quick because I've only got one nothing to give out and once someone gets it then you're getting something instead yo. Go go go
The Spam Zone is ****, so I'm gonna make it shittier. Recount your favorite games of the year starting from 2005 to 2013. All opinions are allowed except for shit ones 2005: Resident Evil 4 2006: God Hand 2007: Hotel Dusk 2008: The World Ends With You 2009: Arkham Asylum 2010: Bayonetta 2011: Catherine 2012: The Darkness II 2013: Metal Gear Rising And if you can't remember what games came out which year then just look up XXXX in gaming you nincompoop
http://www.gamepur.com/news/14961-last-guardian-ps3ps4-finally-cancelled.html PRAY TO YOUR LORDS IT IS ONLY A RUMOR
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE MOTHER****ER YOU THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD SEE!?
http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=1&max=43806&col=1&base=10&format=html&rnd=new Get a random number here http://pastebin.com/EuxZMbWT Play the corresponding game here Who knows? You might damn well have just found your next Holy Grail.
You know how it works. Vote for your favorite one or whichever you want to win because who knows why. Just remember no matter which one wins, each and every one of us has **** taste. KEEP CRYING ***** NUGGA 012 vs XIII-2 http://strawpoll.me/1522930 I vs IV http://strawpoll.me/1522933 IX vs Crisis Core http://strawpoll.me/1522939 VIII vs LR http://strawpoll.me/1522948 II vs XII http://strawpoll.me/1522950 TacticsA2 vs Revenant Wings http://strawpoll.me/1522957 XIII vs III http://strawpoll.me/1522963 Tactics vs Tactics Advance http://strawpoll.me/1522973 XI vs XIV http://strawpoll.me/1522981 All seeds are randomly generated so don't get mad ROUND 2 IS GO DoC vs 012 http://strawpoll.me/1526340 IV vs IX http://strawpoll.me/1526345 X vs VIII http://strawpoll.me/1526351 V vs XII http://strawpoll.me/1526356 VI vs A2 http://strawpoll.me/1526363 VII vs XIII http://strawpoll.me/1526375 After Years vs Tactics http://strawpoll.me/1526386 X-2 vs XIV http://strawpoll.me/1526395 ROUND 3 IS GO 012 vs IX http://strawpoll.me/1535334 X vs V http://strawpoll.me/1535340 VI vs VII http://strawpoll.me/1535344 X-2 vs The After Years http://strawpoll.me/1535347 SEMIFINALS IS GO X vs IX http://strawpoll.me/1545492 VI vs After Years http://strawpoll.me/1545502
According to the brain Also you share the same genetic structure as a banana.
So now, vote for your favorite VIDEO GAME CONSOLE OR HANDHELD. What YOU use to judge which one you like the most is up to you, game library, specs, whatever, I would suggest whichever one you had the most Spoiler fun with but that's just me. 1. Jube, I'm only 10 years old, what the **** is a Neo Geo? If you really haven't played whatever console or handheld is up on the poll then just vote for SOMETHING, it will eventually get weeded out by something that you do like anyway if all goes well so no worries 2. But Jube, where's the Atari Jaguar? First of all, **** the Jaguar. Second of all, I realize there are a ton of things missing but just bear with it, this is already gonna be a long tourney and I don't wanna make it any longer. After all this is just for Spoiler fun 3. But Jube, where's the PS4, WiiU and Xbone? I'm generally just leaving them out since they're in an early lifespan (PS4 and Xbone atleast) and not many people own them or let alone have played them at this point. Atleast here on kh-poorpeople 4. But Jube, PC is better then all of these Shhh, don't let the plebeians know that. 5. But Jube, you're a massive ****** That I am Seeds are randomized so blame them for any bullshit. SNES vs Neo Geo http://strawpoll.me/1271114 GBA vs Wii http://strawpoll.me/1271116 Genesis vs DC http://strawpoll.me/1271121 N64 vs GC http://strawpoll.me/1271126 PSX vs Xbox http://strawpoll.me/1271129 PS3 vs 360 http://strawpoll.me/1271132 PSP vs Saturn http://strawpoll.me/1271137 NES vs Master System http://strawpoll.me/1271142 Second round is a go Neo Geo Pocket vs SNES http://strawpoll.me/1275459 Neo Geo X vs GBA http://strawpoll.me/1275464 3DS vs Dreamcast http://strawpoll.me/1275467 GC vs GB http://strawpoll.me/1275469 PSX vs DS http://strawpoll.me/1275474 PS3 vs Vita http://strawpoll.me/1275477 PS2 vs PSP http://strawpoll.me/1275500 Game Gear vs NES http://strawpoll.me/1275518 GBA vs SNES http://strawpoll.me/1282489 GC vs 3DS http://strawpoll.me/1282495 DS vs PS3 http://strawpoll.me/1282498 PS2 vs NES http://strawpoll.me/1282499 GC vs GBA http://strawpoll.me/1289017 PS2 vs PS3 http://strawpoll.me/1289023 PS3 vs GBA http://strawpoll.me/1300464 GC vs PS2 http://strawpoll.me/1300467
And we have clearly gone past it.
