100 Things NOT To Do With A Giant Robot

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  1. Spike H E R O

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    Okay, ladies and gents, emos and screamos, pedos and gilletos, I realize there aren't really 100 rules, but hey, that's what YOU'RE here for! Just keep adding some posts on things you think you shouldn't do with a giant robot until we got to 100, and I 'll be sure to put them in whenever I log in. I'll start! :D

    (Thank Cartoon Network for creating the Epic tale Megas XLR, or many of us would die with our giant blowy-killy things. Amen.)
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    1. Do NOT forget to pick up your girlfriend on the first date with your giant robot (Chicks DIG Giant Robots)

    2. Do NOT try to cook an omelette on your generator! (ESPECIALLY if it's a nuclear generator; nobody wants to get eaten by breakfast)

    3. Do NOT use side boosters in a narrow corridor!

    4. Do NOT hook up DDR to your robot (do I really need to explain this?)!

    5. Do NOT act like you know what you're doing!

    6. Do NOT use your robot to download nasty fetish pr0n (think of the on-board AI, man ;__; )!

    7. Do NOT eat in the cockpit (teeh-hee) (Seriously, though, I beat the crap out of any ****** who gets dorito crumbs all over my dashboard)!

    8. Do NOT install a walkie talkie on your Robot(this is some serious shiz. Eavesdropping is a serious invasion of personal space. Plus, with ll those frequencies, you're bound to pick up some really nasty stuff O_O)!

    9. Do NOT drink and drive (what do you think happened to Atlantis, eh?!?!?)!

    10. Do NOT try to make a scatter missile out of pop rocks and soda!
     
  2. Yozora Archer

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    Rule number 6 must be destroyed.
     
  3. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Fixed for ya.
     
  4. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    11. DO NOT overload the rare 'only in the future' generators that could destroy humanity if they blow up. (seriously, where are you gonna get replacements???)