I do not not know why did i choose this title!? But can't blame or anything. So enjoy. This story is about Larxene if you read my other story about me in the organization well yeah, im going to be in this story..so enjoy and i'll stop talking so here it is v. 5 Dates or more It was a boring day in TWTNW everyone doing the sameold, sameold. Wonder how Larxene is doing? Larxene was busy in her room looking at photo's she had taken during the night while all the 13 members were asleep. She was look through looking at one picture. Xigbar. She sighed and put all the photo's down. "Xigbar...if only i can tell you how I feel." She then sighed once more and layed down on her bed facing the window. Then the door knocked. "Knock knock Larxene you there?" Larxene sighed harshly. "What the hell do you want!!!?" "Woah jeez sorry." Larxene frowned. "Fine s-s-s-sorry..." The door opened and came in Xigbar along side with Roxas. "We were wondering...if you would like to play some soccer with us." Larxene wasn't usually much into sports. "Fine...I have nothing better to do." She stood up and walked out her room with Roxas and Xigbar. As they went outside they saw some other members standing. The only ones that were not there was Saix and Xemnas. Larxene crossed her arms and looked to all the members. "So...who's team am I on?" "Ours." Xigbar said immediantly. Larxene nodded. As the game began, all the members came rushing towards the soccer ball. As Demyx was kicking the ball towards the net he was fully excited. "I'm gonna make it,I'm gonna-" *SPLASH* Demyx splashed right into a puddle losing the soccer ball. Demyx whined and moaned. "Aww man! I just washed- argh nevermind!" Demyx stood up and continued playing. After an hour of playing soccer the members were exhausted and worn out. "Man, i'm beat!" Axel called out as he was breathing for some air. Roxas nodded agreeing with Axel. After a few minutes everyone left. As Larxene was walking she felt a hand go on her shoulder. "You play good...Larxene." Larxene grinned and nodded. "So do you...Xigbar." Xigbar took his hand off her shoulder and scratcjed the back of his head. "Listen..it's kinda unusual but..uh...Do you...wanna go....on a date...with........me?" Larxene heated up in her boday feeling warm. She nodded. "Sure.what time?" Xigbar looked to his watch. "7:00pm sound fine?" Larxene nodded and portaled off. Xigbar stood alone outside. "YES!!!!YESS SHES GOING OUT WITH ME!!! WOOT!" Xigbar yelled excited. He portaled off excited going to get ready. ~Mexony's room~ "MEXONY!!!" I turned around and found Larxene having her face red. "Hey what's up!" Larxene grabbed the collar of my coat. " I NEED YOUR HELP!!!" I nodded while i was pulling her hand off my cloak. "Sure...in what?" Larxene took a deep breath and whispered through my ear. "uh huh uhuh....WHAT!? WOAH!" Larxene nodded nervously. "Well...you need to look good." Larxene nodded. "TwilightTown... we have 30 minutes to shop..to get you something...proper wearing....^_^' "" Later that day it was 10 minutes left. Larxene was in a restuarant nervous fiddling with her fingers. She waited for Xigbar. impatiently. *Fist to thunder Fist to thunder! You nervous?" Larxene talked back. "Yeah.really nervous." I was in the restuarant hiding in a plant with leaves stuck in my hair. I was asked by Larxene to keep an eye. SOOOO...I gave her a microchip for her ear, so she can hear me, and when she get's stuck with thing. *Here he comes Larx!Smile don't panic act CALM!" Larxene nodded to herself. As Xigbar walked he was wearing an all darkblue suit, with a stripped blue tie. "Hi...L-Larxene, you look pretty and great." Larxene smiled and froze. *LARXENE...say that he looks wonderful and charming!* "Hi Xigbar, wow, you look wonderful and i'll mention charming." Xigbar smiled at her as he was taking his seat. "So...what you wanna order?" Larxene blushed and looked to the menu. So since i didn't know what she was gonna order. I had to- "Sorry i need this menu." I took a menu from a random women. *Take the salad, rice chicken and your drink could be nestea* Larxene nodded calmly. As the waiter came to the table. "I'll take the salad along with rice and chicken and my drink would be nestea,please." Xigbar nodded. "I'll take what she's taking." *wow he's taking what your taking!?How romantic.* As the waiter came back, she had the orders for the both. She placed them on the table and left walking. Larxene took her fork. *Larxene listen, take the salad first.* So Larxene took the salad and began to eat it as she usually does. Politely. After a few minutes, right after their meal. Xigbar began talking to Larxene. Larxene giggled and sometimes laughed. So did Xigbar. After Xigbar held Larxene's hand and looked to her straight in the eye smiling. *Larxene smile don't just blush!!!* Larxene smiled to Xigbar. "I think this is the best time i ever had in my nobody life hahaha." Larxene nodded. "Me too, i mean, your like-" As i was watching the two lovebirds holding hands and talking. Right there I saw Xemnas and Saix along with Xaldin in the restuarant. *THUNDER GIRL IT"S THE SUPERIOR, SAILOR MOON AND BRADEY BOY!!!* Larxene turned around and saw them entering. Larxene gasped and grinned to Xigbar and then letted go of his hands. "We gotta go Xig!" Xigbar cocked his head. "Why?" She pointed over to the three members. Xigbar gasped and fell off his chair. "Ow...ok ok let's go now before they come see us!" "Dates over Larxene sorry." Larxene agreed with Xigbar as the exited the restuarant fast. As for me i was still int he plant having leaves in my hair. "I better get out of he-" "Mexony?What are you doing here?" Uh oh thought in my mind. To be Continued. What will happen to me!? and Xiggy and Larxene? We don't know until Chapter 2 comes out!
kind of an odd couple...Larxene is probabbly in her mid 20s and Xigbar is probabbly in his 40s... Good story tho...Well written
5 dates or more. Chapter 2 Well it's kinda odd of Xigbar and Larxene are dating whatever, but yeah... I chose them...because....well you'll find out in one of the stories. SO Enjoy...^_^' Continueing at the restuarant. "Mexony, what are you doing here?" I gasped and bit my nail thinking of an excuse. "Well uh you see er...i was here eating plants! Yeah Plants!" Gosh that a dumb excuse of me, but there was no other explanation. Xemnas crossed his arms and raised his eyebrow. Oh no, he's doing the prove it face or, are suureee face! "Prove it."Xemnas demanded in his original voice. I nodded and pulled a leaf and then put it in my mouth. "Ugh...taste good!Wanna try?" I handed a leaf to the superior and his side kick sailor moon. Xemnas passed and so did Saix. After, that i felt like using the ladies room! "Come with us Mexony, and wait outside the restuarant. I nodded. "But before I do might i use the washroom? I have been drinking alot of water lately and i REALLY need to go!?" Xemnas nodded. "Very well then." I smiled and happily i nodded. So after i ran to the washroom, i was gonna puke, that leaf tasted nasty! And why would i go hide in plant when i would have pretended to be a waiter!? Later that day. As Me, Xemnas, Saix and Xaldin arrived we asw mostly everyone in the living room starving. "Ok ok, take a plate place your food on it and if you eat in the living room NO FRICKEN SPILLING BECAUSE LAST TIME I LET YOU!!!-" Xaldin put his hand on Saix's shoulder."Ok ok we know Saix don't need to say it again and again." Half the members laughed. As all of them were going to grab their plates and food, I decided to go and visit Larxene, she must be exhausted? I knocked the door until i heard her voice talking softly and alittle shy. I put my head against the door to hear what she was saying. ~Otherside of Door~ Larxene:Yeah i know, it was a good place there until those baffoons came and ruined it all. Xigbar:Yeah it ruined it all, so listen, would you like to go on another date? Larxene:Sure i'l be happy to, and this time i'll choose the place hehe. Xigbar:Alright just name it. Larxene:Hollow Bation, in the uh..pizza place store thingy ma-bomb. Xigbar:Hahaha ok so it's tomorrow right? Larxene:Yeah tomorrow at um during lunch? Xigbar:Sure that'll be cool. Larxene:Ok then so bye. Xigbar:Bye(L) ~Otherside of Door~ "Wow...another date!?" As the door opened I backed away to the wall and smiled to Larxene who was standing there. "Were you eavesdropping on me Mexony?" I nodded slowly. She nodded also. "Listen you know i'm going on another date and you gotta BE there!" I shrugged. "I don't know Larxene shouldn't you be able to handle this?" Larxene's eyes twitched. "H-Handle this!?I can't im going to freeze!!!Please help Mexony!" "Ok ok just stop." Larxene grinned. I walked away and went down the hall. As I was walking hands went over my mouth, and i pulled into a friggen dark closet. "Mmmmfff!!!" I was released. "Ugh..Ok who did this!?" "Me" I knew that voice, it was Xigbar. "Sorry but, I know that you and Larxene are like close friends and yeah and I need help!!!" I nodded slowy. "Help on what?" Xigbar turned away and then put his hands behind his head. "I need you to spy on me and L-larxene." I gasped. "Oh where hollow bation somewhere else?" "Hollow Bation, tomorrow during lunch, in the Pizza Place." I nodded and i already KNEW that. "Ok ok, so tomorrow during lunch got it and what else?" Xigbar turned around blushing and sweating from his forehead alittle. "I need you there helping me! I'm like frozen and today Larxene was like alittle shy but calm, and beautiful and ho-" "OK! I don't need to hear anymore." Xigbar nodded. "So wi'll ya help moi?" I nodded grinning. "I will give you something for your ear so you can hear me talking threw when you get stuck on somepoints." Xigbar nodded anxsiously. I digged in my pocket. "Here a micro chip for your ear. Put that ON tomorrow. Got it?" Xigbar grabbed the chip and put in his pocket. "Got it." I nodded and walked out the closet walking to my room. Xigbar sighed in the closet. " Tomorrow...chip in ear..." After he put his hand next to his empty heart. "No feelings no nothing, but could that be? I mean I feel something, thats true love...." Later it was the middle of the night. Everyone was sound asleep. Larxene was wide awake sitting on her bed. "Ugh I can't sleep!" "Can i come in?" Larxene gasped . "sure..." She didnt't quite know who what there. As the door opened. Xigbar came walking in with a white t-shirt on his darkpurple boxers. "Sorry for coming in at this time, but-" Larxene nodded."I can't sleep." Xigbar looked to her and nodded. "Me too, I couldn't slee either." Larxene got up and walked to Xigbar with a grin on her face. "Wanna go grab a snack?" Xigbar nodded blushing. ''Sure." ~Kitchen~ As they were walking the looked in the fridge. "Oh theres nothing but a loaf of rotten cheese, yuck." Xigbar nodded. "Wanna go to hollow bation and grab a drink?" Larxene nodded. "Ok i'll go get my coat." Xigbar nodded. "Same here." As they were walking Xigbar went in his room, as the door shut, Larxene began to run to Mexony's room. As she opened the door. "Mexony you awake?" I woke up moaning and turned around on the other side of my bed. "I am now, so *yawn* what you want?" Larxene ran over to me. "I need you to get dressed come to hollow bation and follow me and Xigbar! Please!!?" I nodded as a yes. "Ok go now and i'll follow you." Larxene nodded and ran out to her room. I moaned again. "Ugh! There goes my dream about killing sora" (sorry fans:( ) Later in HollowBation. Larxene was walking with Xigbar to a beer store, where Xigbar usually goes. As they sat down on the bar seat. "One beer please." The man nodded. "And for you my lady?" "Beer also..please." The man nodded and grabbed to cups of glass and went on to spray beer thingy. "So...you ever tried beer?" Larxene nodded. Xigbar blushed. "I see, so um...do you actually-" "HERES YA BEER!" The man said excitedly. The two grabbed their beer. I was sitting at the end of the bar table just watching them. "You want beer my lady?" I looked to the man. "Well uh actually i-" "GREAT!I'll get ya beer." I sighed. Geez manners i never got to finish my sentence -_-' As the man came towards me he gave me the beer. "HEY EVERYONE SOMEONE TOOK THE JUMBO MUMBO BEER COME ON PEOPLE LETS CHEER HIM AND DARE HER TO DRINK THE WHOLE THING!!!!" They all stared at me. "Drink, Drink, Drink Drink, Drink." A bunch of people were saying "drink" to me so I can drink that whole mumbo jabo thing. I grabbed the cup with my two hands, it seemed heavy and then i i began to drink the beer*gulp* As i was drinking i hate to say but im only friggen 12!!!and i shouldn'y be drinking this. I drinked fast o it can be over. And when i finished. "Ugh that was a *hiccup* aster." I had a high fever and then fell off my chair to the solid ground with my whole face red and steamy. "Is that..Mexony?" Larxene nodded. Xigbar jumped of his chair and ran over to Mexony. "MExony!?Mexony!!!??/Wake up man!!!" Larxene came over. "Let's go back now." Xigbar picked up Mexony and walked with Larxene back home. "I don't understand, why was Mexony at the beer bar having a jumbo drink of Beer?" Larxene frowned. "She was spying on us." Xigbar kept walking. "Spying?Did you ask her to spy?" Larxene nodded. "I need her to help me say some words because i was scared and shy and stuff." Xigbar nodded. "So was I i asked her today to help me with you tomorrow." Larxene nodded. "Anyways changing the subject.What will happened if they found out?About Mexony in the you know what drinking stage." To be continued. *hiccup*aster was disaster i just skipped it let's see what happens next time in the next chapter! Find out soon!!!:D:D:D
A few speling mistakes but that doesn't matter too much. I liked the unusual couple of Larxene and Xigbar. this bit made me nearly wet myself XD!!!
5 dates or more. Chapter 3 What happens now? find out reading this chapter!!!:D i know it's an odd couple.. As the two walked in the living room of the castle holding Mexony. "Place her on the sofa!" Larxene whispered. Xigbar nodded and placed her on the sofa. "What now?" He quiestioned. "How' bout explaining me about, why are you up late and why are you wearing your cloaks hmm?" Larxene sighed. "Bad timing Xemnas." Xemnas walked forward to Larxene. "Actually it's a good timing." Xigbar sighed. "Bring Mexony along...she might wanna tell what happened hm?" Xemnas said with a smirk up his face The two sighed while nodding. "Sure thing Superior." "Very well then, throne room now." Xemnas teleported away. "Aww man..we're in big doo-doo!" Larxene whined. Xigbar nodded. "Expecially keeping this a secret for a dunno a day haha..but this might be our last-" "Don't say it.." Larxene said. She teleported off. And So did Xigbar along with Mexony. ~ Throne Room~ As they teleported in. "About time." Larxene laughed patheically. "Yeah whatever let's get this over with!" Xemnas nodded. "I heard the door open, foot steps then i heard both of you and Larxenes voice and i found out Mexony was along with your guys, and i seem shes in a 'hiccup mood." Xemnas said strictley. The the two shrugged. "What happened to her anyways??....well i'm waiting for an answer you two." I awoke. "I took a mumbo whatever beer thingy *hiccup*" Xemnas looked to me, then back at the two. "She took a beer!?" The two nodded slowly. "So you just allowed her to take a beer and that's it!!!???" Xemnas yelled. I sat up properly and looked to Xemnas with my eyes. "No no, I did it myself...well i snuck out the house to take a beer because i was mad at you for making me clean the mens room and the dirty atic! So I took a beer than I saw Xigbar and Larxene but i couldn't see properly because i a little over easy." Xemnas eyes turned from normal to mad. "From that Mexony you shall apologize to Xigbar and Larxene for causing trouble and me for this non-sense and for your other punishment you shall clean the whole throne room! Now enough of this and all of you get back to sleep." Xemas said with his craky voice. I sighed sinking down in my chair. "Your lucky.." Larxene grinned and so did Xigbar. "Thanks for saving our butts back there Mex." Xigbar said. "Yeah thanks.." Larxene said also. I nodded. "Your on your own guys." Before the two teleported. "Hey aren't you goi-" "Naw..i'm gonna clean the Throne Room now you two go on..i got cleaning to do." Larxene nodded just taking off. "You might need an extra scrubber because stupid Lexaus spilled his nachos on his chair and now it's stained." Xigbar said before taking off. I nodded. "Okay thanks Xig." ~ Next day~ Larxene awoke rising from her bed. She still had her organization cloak on. She didn't care though, so she headed out her room , heading for the kitchen. ~Kitchen ~ As Larxene entered the kitchen she saw Xigbar talking with Xemnas. She walked forward to them. "Hi Man- Xemnas! And Free- Xigbar!" Xemnas nodded. "Anyways Xigbar here's a list of groceries that me need." Xemnas passed on the paper to Xigbar and aftr handed him 2000 munny. Larxene looked to Xemnas. "Er..I wanna come along with Free guy here!" Xemnas cocked his head. "Why?" He asked. Larxene turned around and back to Xemnas. "Well er..um..because when ever you guys go shopping i never get what I WANT!!!!" Larxene yelled making up an excuse. Xemnas nodded turning to Xigbar. "Is that okay with you?" Xigbar nodded. Xemnas nodded also leaving them two alone. Larxene and Xigbar looked at eachother. "Thanks." Larxene said. The two teleported, heading to Scotts Nofrils (banana place) Also was located in Hollow Bation. ~ Hollow Bation ~ "So it's another date?" Xigbar asked. Larxene looked over to Xigbar. "Yeap we just don't buy the food, we'll make up an excuse." Xigbar smiled nodding. "Wonder was excuse teehee!" Larxene smiled also. As the two walked forward. Something went up their minds. Can't keep going on with this. Will this ever end. How many more dates?' Will someone find out? Can we keep a secret forever? To be continued. Odd couple I know. Anyways i hoped you enjoyed this Chapter. Next one will come up in..i dunno 2 days..i'll get this story complete before my birthday which is on august 16th.. :D Continueing on..i'm don't really get the new threads thingy hopefully im doing it right, putting the chapter in the first chapter...its confusing... I feel dumb right now...*dipps cookie in milk*
