A Brief Rundown of how Valentine's Day Works.

> Get idea to do or make something for her as a gift.
> Attempt.
> Fail.
> Screw it, she's getting chocolate.

Please tell me I'm not the only one to whom this has happened.

 

You are not the only one to whom this has happened.

 

.........

*sobs in a corner*

 

Yup. But she wants chocolate, so it's cool.

 

They're selling stuffed animals in the cafeteria, for that special someone. At my school. I considered purchasing one, not for a "special someone" but for myself. I'm my special someone.

Hm. True story.

But I have plenty of stuffies, enough is enough. I guess.

 

It hasn't happend to me yet... but I assume it will soon, considering that I'm about to have my first Valentines day while having a Girlfriend

 

Had to make the joke...

But seriously, I have never had this problem (mainly because it is hard for me to give physical gifts to my girlfriend.

 

I've never had a proper girlfriend either and I'm still having that problem now. Long Unresolved Sexual Tension between platonic friends is serious business.

And then she turns out to be allergic to pollen.

Money works, right?

 

I guess not all of us can be gifted with the power of drawing cool **** for ladies.

 

You good at portraits? If so, care to do me a favor?

 

A request?



Yeah sure man! I would love to.

 

Damn straight it is....we relate on that issue..

 

Make a song. That's what I do. Works every time!

 

Wait wait wait you mean guys actually try to make/do something for valentine's day?
Wwhale then.
I thought they were just "Here's chocolate lol I got this on the way over here because I remembered it at the last second."

Don't you ever...you know...tell the girls that you had something else planned but it didn't work(or at least give them the chocolate AND the thing that you failed at making) so they know you tried for them?

That's a nice gift.

Of course, she also shouldn't be expecting you to lasso the sun for a holiday such as this, so you don't have to worry about not giving the right gift.
I mean, she should appreciate anything(decent) that you give her.

 

i love photoshop

 

Dude I am so down with chocolate. Even if it makes me look like a fat pig I care not. Chocolate man. Always a happy camper with chocolate. Or jellybeans. Candy hearts are cool too. Then again I've never had a boyfriend so eh.

 

Valentine's Day has never really held any particular meaning for me, I usually get some type of flower from someone, and maybe some chocolate from a friend, but that's about it.

I don't care much for the mushy stuff, I think it's silly other's do.​