A KHV short long story: A Christmas Murder (Part 5)

This chapter is...wow. 4000 ****ing words....16 pages. 16 pages if I don't skip lines >_> Right now it's 30. (Note that the others were about 23 pages. It's not a HUGE difference).

First off, I'd like to thank Kitty for helping me when I first started this story 8D I would've never gotten this far without her. Also, CtR for helping me with a few things.
I'd like to thank all the people that supported me...lol.

And I can guarrantee now that in this chapter you'll find at least one thing that you'll find really hilarious 8D...Weeeeell maybe. But you'll probably laugh and giggle a lot.

Anyway, without further delay, Chapter 5. Read and comment.

Edit: Btw, there's not as much as Sistas action as before <_< But there will be more in the next one.

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As we last left our brave...*cough* heroes, they were attacked by the evil and cunning CtR. Forced by her psychotic tactics, everyone had to disband into groups. The Sistas and Vivi had found Forsaken in a hidden office. But he was dead.

-------Group 1----------

Mish: Ok, this day is getting weirder by the hour. People are dying, CtR went bananas and Forsaken’s dead. And who’s our killer? Nobody damn knows!

Lithium: Jinkies Mish! How will we ever solve this mystery?

SA: ..You ok Lithium?

Lithium: Yeah sorry was just having a moment.

Kitty: We really need to know who did this before he or she strikes again.

SA: Skank! This would’ve been so much easier if it was actually CtR.

Kitty: Aye, instead she’s just having a breakdown because someone *cough*Vivi*cough* didn’t hug her!

Vivi: Don’t judge me!

Mish: Does anyone remember who went in the kitchen before Rufus died?

Sammy: Oh I do. Let’s see…There was us, Vivi, CtR, Soku, The Chosen one, RvR , Rosey, Darkwatch, SJ, Madiyasha….

SA: Oh well that’s not too many people…

Sammy: Oh and also Jordier, Darkandroid, Tootsie, Trigger, Laurence_ Fox, Orange, Jube, Misty, Spitfire, HB, NrA, Cocohints, Soush, Roxma, Rat, Libregkd, Repliku, Muffin, Goimez, Ghettoxenms, TBK, Sora 13, iPraise, Raito, Evilman, 2Foxxi4U, Spike, La Sofa, Lithium, Crono, Risk, Moodkip, VGN, Jellybeing, Hissora, Ris, Jade, Arc, Shadow, Mustang, ZotT, Da Freak, Tummer, Fayth, Rufus, DPWolf, Cin, Split, Xaldin, DubaiMario.

Vivi:…Yeah that certainly narrows down the list.

Sammy: How about we focus on something else first…? Like the insane woman outside this room that’s trying to kill us!

Kitty: Think she’s gone?

Vivi: Wait I’ll check.

Vivi opened the door to check if CtR was still there.

CtR: SNOOOOKUMS! WHERE ARE YOU?! Come out come out where ever you are! I won’t hurt you!...MUCH!

He closed the door as fast he could

Vivi: I’m pretty sure she’s still outside....

Lithium: Oh this is just great…

Mish: What now?

Kitty: We can’t go outside now. We’ll have to wait until things cool down.

Sammy: What do we do till then?

Kitty: Hmmmmm…..

-----------Group 2-----------

TCO, SJ, Madi, Sora 13, Xaldin, VGN and Roxma were the 2nd group. They were all in a hallway, running away from something.

Sora 13: Quick, this way!

VGN: Don’t look into its eyes! Just keep running and don’t look back!

Roxma: Is it still following us?!

SJ: I’m too scared to look back! He said as he whimpered.

Madi tripped and fell on the floor.

Madi: Aaah! Go on without me!

TCO: Ok!!

Madi: Wait I was just being dramatic! It's just something you say! I’m the only girl in the group, help me!

She looked behind her and saw the shadow of a monstrous figure on the wall.

Madi: Eek!

She got up and followed the whimpering boys.

A sudden announcement came through the speakers in the whole house. It was Darky.
Darky: Guys! It wasn’t Forsaken! He’s dead!

Xaldin: The hell was that?!

Roxma: Quick, up the escalator!

Xaldin: What?! Those scary moving stairs! No!

TCO: The hell is an escalator doing here?

SJ: Who the **** cares!

Everyone but Xaldin went on the escalator.

Xaldin: I won’t go on it!

Roxma: C’mon Xaldin, face your fears!

Xaldin: I can’t..I can’t! This is worse than that time with the bus’ automatic doors!

Madi: Xaldin, do you want to die!? C’mon follow us!

Xaldin: Ok ok!

Xaldin carefully stepped on escalator and felt the joy of the amazing escalator.

Xaldin: Haha..this is kinda fun! Wow it’s like the whole room is moving!

VGN: Wow..So he finally conquered his fears.

Everyone but Xaldin reached the top of the escalator and got off it.

Madi: C’mon Xaldin you’re the only one left!

Xaldin: No I want this ride to go on forever!

He started jumping.

TCO: Stop jumping Xaldin it’s dangerous!

Xaldin: Pssh, what could happen!

The escalator suddenly went on reverse, and made Xaldin trip and fall backwards. Then the escalator went back to forward.

Madi: Xaldin!

SJ: Stop Madi! There’s nothing we can do to help him. While the escalator is going up, Xaldin is tripping down the elevator…leaving him in a never-ending fall…Wow that is so cliché. You try to help him you’ll get stuck with him!

Sora 13: And he’s probably dead now…Fractured his head…

TCO: Whoever did this must’ve known that Xaldin was a virgin with escalators.

Madi: Oh..Xaldin…If only we spent more time together…Maybe I would’ve fallen in love with you….Naaaaaaah.

VGN: Look! It’s following us again!

The shadow of the monstrous thing that was following them covered the walls again.

TCO: Run!!

They started running through the hallways again, hoping that whatever is following them won’t catch them.

Roxma: Oh my god, stop guys!

VGN: Ah! It’s sitting in front of us!

Madi: It looks more monstrous than anything I’ve ever seen or imagined!

A yellow kitten was sitting in front of them, licking its paw.

SJ: Don’t eat me please! I’m too young to be eaten!

TCO: Don’t make eye contact!

The kitten stopped licking its paw, looked at them for a couple of seconds, then flipped over showing that it wants somebody to rub its belly.

SJ: HOLY ****! It’s gonna pounce on us and tear us limp from limp!

TCO: Quick! Let’s go in this room!

They all entered the room next to them and closed the door, not looking back at the hideous beast.

Madi: That was close…

VGN: Where are we?

SJ: Looks like a random living room.

Madi: Is that gamefreak103?

TCO: Playing SSB….

Roxma: Hey look a fridge!

TCO: Woot! Food!

They opened the fridge and started eating everything that was inside it.

Madi: Hey what if someone else wanted to eat those?

SJ: Bah, all we left them are some vegetables.

TCO: I’m gonna write a note and put it inside.

VGN: Hey look another door!

SJ: Cool, let’s sneak out of here already. Without that thing outside knowing it.

--------Group 3---------

The 3rd group were already hiding in a room. It had Kairi Namine, #1 DinestyX, La Sofa, Redsonic, Final Form, Xemnas_14..and one more person.
And they started singing.

Kairi Namine: See that pretty girl in the mirror?

Final Form: What mirror where?

Kairi Namine: Who can that attractive girl be?

Xemnas_14: Which one where?

Redsonic: Such a pretty face!

#1 DinestyX: Such a pretty dress!

Final Form: Such a pretty smile!

Kairi Namine: Such a pretty me! I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
It's a pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight!


La Sofa: I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real!

Xemnas_14: C’mon Laurence_Fox! Come join us!

Laurence had locked herself in the bathroom

Laurence_Fox: I’m not going out there and you can’t make me!

#1 DinestyX: Oh well, you don’t know how much fun you’re missing!

Laurence_Fox: Oh why oh why did I follow them…

Kairi Namine: I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

-----------Group 4-----------

In group 4 there was DA, Spitfire, Soush, Jordie, GX, nRa and Crono. They were all running through the hallways, trying to run away from the destruction and chaos CtR was causing.

Soush: ****! What now?!

Crono: Don’t worry! I’ll stop her with my romantic gestures!

Jordie: Dude, we’d get her more angry if YOU tried to seduce her.

Darkandroid: *sniff* I lost Lisbeth…

GX: Yo ova’ here biatches!

Spitfire: Go in a room? Dude we don’t even know what’s in there!

Soush: Any other ideas?

nRa: Bah, it’s blocked by this anvil.

Jordie: Guys why don’t we just go in the room across the hallway…

Crono: Waaaaaay over there?! No way girlfriend! TTTH!

Jordie: TTTH?

Crono: Talk to the hand!

Jordie:…

GX: That be wack..yo.

Soush: Guys someone help me with this anvil!

Soush tried pushing the anvil aside but couldn’t.

Soush: Gah! This is too heavy!

Jordie: Move aside short stuff let me do it!

Jordie pushed Soush aside and moved the anvil with ease.

Soush: What the hell?! How did she do that.

GX: It’s quite simple Soush. The length and weight of your body is just not proportional to the size and weight of the anvil. It would defy the laws of physics if you could move it. You just don’t exercise much. While Jordie is both taller and stronger.

nRa:…what?

GX: He be shorty yo.

nRa: Ah why didn’t you just say so!

Jordie: Oops!

Jordie had pushed the anvil too far, as it fell down stairs.

Jordie: Ah well, what could happen?

Spitfire: Quick let’s go inside!

Everyone went inside the room. Crono took one more look outside the room to see if the coast was clear, he checked the left side of the hallway and there was nothing there. Before he got the chance to check the left side, the door closed slammed on his face. He started screaming insanely.

Soush: Oh grow up you big baby!

Crono: AH! You don’t understand!

Spitfire: Holy hell his unmentionables got caught in the door!

nRa: Uhm..Unmentionables?

Spitfire: Eeeh, sorry. Spending too much time with Kitty these days.

Without anyone caring for the medical attention Crono needed, he bled to death.

Jordie: Wow how…dramatic.

Darkandroid: Gosh..I’m so sad right now. He said before he took a drink from a bottle of Vodka.

nRa: Wait…Where did you get that bottle from? I didn’t see anything in your hand when we were running.

Spitfire: He must have special powers to hide his bottles of alcohol.

Soush: Explains why he’s always drunk.

Darkandroid: I’m not drunk! *hic*

Soush: Of course you aren’t…

Darkandroid: Ayo! *hic* don’t make fun of your king! I shall slay you with my mighty sword Excalibur!

Darkandroid thought his bottle was a sword, and started poking Soush with it.

Soush:….

Jordie: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.

Darkandroid: No it not…

Jordie: Uh-huh…

Darkandroid: What’s all these birds doing in this room! *hic* Quick bring me my mighty steed!

Spitfire handed him a broom.

Darkandroid: Oy oy! I shan’t fail my kingdom! *hic*

He started running around the room with the broom between his legs.

nRa: I gotta say this is pretty entertaining.

------Tootsie & Spike-----

Tootsie: Good thing you said you were sorry there. You almost drowned!

Spike: Aye…Drowned…I don’t know how to swim.

Tootsie: I mean what kind of guy doesn’t know how to swim! You’re a pirate!

Spike: ….

Tootsie: How lame do you have to be! You seriously suck!

Spike: ….

Tootsie: I’ve never seen such fail in a person before

Spike: Would you shut up you wench!

Tootsie: What?!

Spike: Uhm….

Tootsie grabbed Spike by the hair and started dragging him

Tootsie: To the toilet with you!

Spike: Not the hair not the hair!

As she dragged him by the hair, she walked into an open door and slammed it. Screams could be heard from the other side.

Spike: Wait was that crono screaming?!

Tootsie: Oh-ho! Don’t try to change what I’m doing!

------------Group 5-----------

Group 5 was formed of Repliku, Cin, HB, JellyBeing, Rat, iPraise, DPWolf and Jube. Definitely not the best of groups. They were all walking carefully in a hallway.

HigherBeing: You not DPWolf…I never noticed this..but with this situation and this lighting, you’re pretty hot.

DPWolf: Get away from me or you’ll be my next dinner.

Rat: This is boring…

iPraise: What the heck? We just got attacked! People are dying! This is no time to be bored!

Rat: …This is still boring.

JellyBeing: Gawd…I’m so hungry.

Repliku: Look over there!

Jube: Dude..Is that a..kitten?

Cin: Da hell is a kitten doing here.

Repliku: Hm, it’s yellow-ish of colour.

JellyBeing: Ooh! Can I eat it?!

Rat: Uhm, no?

The kitten sitting there spotted them. It turned around and flipped over, showing that it wants a belly rub.

iPraise: Awww it’s so cute!

iPraise moved closer to the kitten.

Repliku: Wait a second iPraise, something’s not right here.

iPraise: Aw c’mon! Just look at it, it’s so cute!

He started rubbing the kitten’s belly.

iPraise: Who’s a pretty kitten, who’s a pretty kitten.

Suddenly, the Kitten’s expression changed. It changed to an almost human grin. It flipped over and opened its big mouth.

Cin: Whoa!

Its fangs started showing, and grew as the kitten opened its mouth more.

iPraise: Uhm…Guys??

Drool seeped from the kitten’s mouth. Everyone was terrified and wouldn’t dare move closer to the kitten. iPraise, paralyzed by what he was seeing, started slowly getting devoured by the kitten, one body part at a time.

Jube: Holy ****!

The Kitten had eventually devoured iPraise, not leaving any trace of him. It burped, then started choking on something. It spit out the Bible iPraise was carrying.

Cin: Wow…guess even the kitten has no taste in religion.

The Kitten then glared at everyone else.

Shocked, everyone started running, entered the closest room they could find and locked the door behind them.

HB: That was crazy!

JellyBeing: I wish I was at that Kitten’s place…

DPWolf: Would you stop thinking about food!

Repliku: Sshh…We’re not alone.

Rat: Is that…Gamefreak103?...playing SSB?

Gamefreak103: Must..get..high scores.

Rat: Uhm Gamefreak…

Repliku: No, leave him be. Looks like he’s been here for years….or just 2 days of non-stop playing SSB. Anyway if we try to take him out of his SSB trance he might get a mental dysfunction .

Jube: Dude, he already has a mental dysfunction. Just look at him!

Repliku: Yeah that’s true I guess..But still, leave him in his happy place.

DPWolf: Hey look a mini-fridge!

JellyBeing: FOOOOOD!!!

JellyBeing pushed everyone aside and attacked the fridge.

HB: Hey leave some for us!

JellyBeing opened the fridge only to find that most of it is empty. The only food that was left is so vegetables. There was a note inside.

HB grabbed the note and read it.

HB: Let’s see…”My apologies for leaving nothing in the fridge but vegetables. My group was pretty hungry. Hope you can forgive us. “

At the bottom of the note was signed “TheChosenOne”

HB: Goddamnit TCO!!

Repliku: Bah, might as well eat the vegetables.

Everyone except JellyBeing took some cucumbers and carrots and started eating them.

DPWolf: What’s wrong JellyBeing? I thought you were hungry.

JellyBeing:…I hate vegetables!

HB: Oh c’mon it’s not that bad. It’s better than dying of hunger anyway.

JellyBeing: bah…

JellyBeing picked up some spinach, and took a small bite off it.

Cin: Well?

JellyBeing: Mmm..Wow! It’s not so bad I guess!

HB: See? What did we tell ya.

JellyBeing: Yeah I guess you we—

JellyBeing stopped breathing. She started becoming red and bloated up. Eventually she blew up, and the remains of her turned to dust.

Rat: Wow…That was weird..Meh

Repliku: Guess it’s the first time she ate a vegetable.

--------Group 6--------

In the 6th and final group, there were Mustang, Cocohints, Rosey, Arc, Darky, Split and Libre. A definite colorful group that showed promise.

Darky: Quick this way!

Rosey: I say we should go this way!

Libre: No no no! We should go that way!

Cocohints: You guys are nuts! We should just stay here and wait!

Split: What, wait for our pending doom?!

Cocohints: Why do you always have to be so negative!

Darky: Says the person who’s been causing panic the whole day…

Arc: Pff! I’m obviously fit to lead us to victory! I’m more qualified than any of you losers! I can do anything!

Mustang: Oh shut up already! Stop fighting maggots! We’re supposed to be a team! Act like one! Look, we either go to our doom or face it here! We are nature’s offensive team! We will succ—

An anvil suddenly started falling down the stairs, hit Mustang and killed him.

Libre: Oh thank you god!

Rosey: Wow an anvil..so cliché. Though thank god it made Mustang shut up.

Split: Whoever this killer is really needs to get more original ideas, he gets his ideas from old re-runs of cartoons like that crazy coyote. He should watch more up to date shows lik---What’re you doing guys?

Rosey: Praying for another anvil to fall down those stairs.

Split:….

Rosey: Damn! Didn’t work.

Cocohints: Hey guys! Over here! Look at this strange room!

They all entered a room that had numerous computers, gadgets, gizmos and watcha-makalems.

Libre: I wonder if there are any adult movies in here….

Darky: Well this is crazy. Looks like someone’s been watching us through cameras.

Rosey: There’s even a microphone for announcements.

Cocohints: Hey look! A camera in the library!

Split: And one in the Living Room…

Arc: And one in the bathroom..wait what?!

Libre: Wow that’s kinky.

Darky: Guys look at this one, it’s the Sistas! They’re in Forsaken’s office….Holy **** what’re they doing?!

Rosey: ..Act of love?

Split: Wait look, Forsaken’s there!

Arc: Looks like he’s dead…

Libre: Wow, this sure is a plot twist.

Darky grabbed the microphone and started yelling

Darky: Guys! It wasn’t Forsaken! He’s dead!

Rosey slapped Darky and took the microphone from him.

Rosey: Are you crazy! You just told our enemy where we are!

Darky: I’m sorry…BUT WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!

Libre: haha, look at this guys, there’s an escalator in here.

Cocohints: Wait what, what the hell is an escalator doing in a mansion?

Rosey: Nyeh…Heh, there’s even a reverse-forward button to it. Cool!

Cocohints: Don’t play with things like that!

Rosey: And why is that?!

Cocohints: You just don’t know what might happen!

As Coco and Rosey were arguing, we could see on the screen that Xaldin and the others (group 2), were at the escalator.

Split: Uhm..Guys?

Rosey: Why do you always have to be so protective!

Then the screen showed Xaldin stepping on the escalator. Then jumping on it.

Split: Guys!

Cocohints: Oh pshaw! Ok I’ll press Reverse and you press forward.

Cocohints pressed the reverse button and Rosey pressed the forward button.

The screen then showed the whole scenario where Xaldin was put in a never-ending fall.

Cocohints: Happy?

Rosey: Yup!

Cocohints: Now what did you want Split?

Split:….Nevermind.

-----------Back to Group 1-------------

Lithium: Oh…Mishy

Mish: I..I can’t move…

Sammy: Wow…I’ve never felt your skin on mine Kitty.

Kitty: It’s so..cold.

SA: Oh Mish…Your whispers are gentle echoes that go through my soul..

Kitty: It’s…It’s like we have the same mind..

Sammy: Oh Kitty, you’re leaving me breathless.

Lithium: I’d give my soul to be able to do this again.

Mish: Our hearts are beating next to each other…

Vivi: Left foot green!

Sammy: Goddamnit! I can’t move! Mishy move your big but!

Mish: Hey I’m stuck on right hand blue here!

SA: You guys suck at this game! We should’ve never played twister!

They collapsed on the floor.

Vivi: Well atleast we passed the time.

A sudden announcement came through the speakers in the whole house. It was Darky.

Darky: Guys! It wasn’t Forsaken! He’s dead!

Sammy: What the hell?

SA: Don’t you think it’s about time to get out of this room already?

Kitty: Right-oh! Let’s move out Sistas!

They carefully opened the door and left the room, hoping they don’t find CtR.

Orange: Hi guys!

Kitty: Oh hey Ora—WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA! You’re supposed to be dead!

Orange: Dead? What?!

Sammy: Y-you were dead! We saw you’re body in the library!

Orange: Seriously wtf are you guys talking about.

Mish took out a picture from her pocket.

Mish: Look! I even took a picture of your corpse!

Orange: Wait! Haha! That’s not me you idiots. That’s my cousin!

SA:….Really?

Orange: Yeah! Dude we look nothing alike how could you mistake him for me?

Vivi: …All you orange look alike to me.

Kitty: Well anyway, come with us Orange!

Orange: Ok!

“Orange joins the party!” A weird familiar music was heard after orange joined the party.

5 minutes later,

Spike: Yarrgh! There they be!

Tootsie: Thank **** we found you.

Kitty: What happened to you guys?

Spike was drenched in water.

Tootsie: Uhm…Let’s just say he had an accident.

Spike: …Arrr, well what actually happened is th—

Tootsie glared at Spike.

Spike: Uhm..Nothing! I just wet myself!

Sammy: You..wet yourself?

Spike: Aye! It’s what us standard pirates do these days! I’m a scallywag! Pirate that loves mischief.
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nRa: Look over there! It’s the Sistas!

Soush: We’re saved!

Jordie: Hey guys!

Mish: Hey! Good thing we found you. We started thinking if any of you were dead.

Sammy: Where’s Crono?

Spitfire: Funny story, his unmentionables got stuck in a door and he died.

Kitty: Haha! That is funny!

Tootsie: Yeah…Pretty funny…Hah…

Darkandroid: Oy! He grabbed Sammy. *hic* Merlin! Good thing you’re here! We need to save our lovely Guinevere!

Mish: Drunk again DA?

Spitfire: Meh, yeah he’s been like that for like half an hour now.

Lithium: Over here guys, there’s some music coming from this room.

The opened a door, and saw Laurence_Fox singing. Tummer, Final Form, Redsonic and Xenmas_14 were dead. Kairi Namine and La Sofa were sitting in the corner scared of Laurence.

Laurence_Fox: I feel stunning
And entrancing;
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

La Sofa: Get her away from us! She’s crazy!


Kitty: …Well wow.

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They had eventually encountered CtR.

CtR: Haha! I finally found you snookums! Muhaha!

Kitty: CtR! Stop this madness!

Sammy: You’ve just killed many people CtR! Stop!

Mish: Or face the wrath of the Sistas!

CtR: Psssh! The wrath of the Sistas. You Sistas are kiddies!

She took out one of her exploding cookies and targeted Kitty.

CtR: Say goodnight Kitty!

Kitty: Goodnight kitty? OH MY GOSH

CtR threw the cookie at her.

Spitfire: Noooo! Kitty!

Spitfire jumped in front of Kitty and used his body as a human shield for her. The cookie had exploded on Spitfire.

Kitty: No! Spitfire!

She kneeled down and grabbed spitfire.

Kitty: Oh..Spity. Don’t die now!

Spitfire: Don’t worry Kitty..Even though we didn’t spend that much time together, it was worth it. Someday our souls will dance in the wind again…And we’ll love again. These have been the best years of my life…And you just made it better

Kitty: Uhm..That’s not it. You owe me 5 bucks you twat!

He died before he could say anything.

SA: This is becoming insane!

Mish: This is worse than when Sammy accidentally caught herself while she was blown away an hour ago.

Sammy: God I said I’m sorry! Everyone makes mistakes!

Mish: Vivi! You’re the only one that can stop CtR!

Vivi: No I can’t! I won’t!

Mish: You started this now you end it!

Vivi: ****! Fine I’ll stop her!

Vivi walked closer to CtR.

Vivi: It’s over CtR!

CtR: Ah! Snookums! So we meet again!

Vivi ran towards her, avoided some of her cookies, and jumped in front of her.

CtR: W-what are you gonna do to me?!

Vivi: The only thing I can ****ing do!

Vivi opened his arms wide and gave CtR the biggest hug she got in her life.

CtR: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I wuv you Snookums!

Vivi: I think I’m gonna vomit…

CtR: What did you say?!

Vivi: I wuv you CtR!

CtR: AWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Mish: Well, looks like everything’s back to normal. Another job well done by the Sistas!

nRa: Wtf, you guys didn’t do anything!

Mish: That’s what you think! But anyway atleast everyone’s happy now.

Kitty: *sniff* I want my 5 bucks!

Tootsie: Wow Mish, I want be like you when I grow up!

Mish: What? You want to be an 18 year old woman with no money, no boyfriend, no job and has Aids?

Tootsie:…You have Aids?

Mish: Don’t change the subject!

Sammy: We still don’t know who our killer is though.

SA: Oh we’ll find out eventually.

A gun could be heard being loaded.

Kitty: What the…

??? : FREEZE!

Kitty: Ah! Don’t shoot!

Sammy: Wait, who said that?!

???: Oy! Down here!

They all looked down, and saw a yellowish duck standing there, holding a gun.

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[In next week’s chapter of Christmas Murder:
Secrets will be revealed!
Rosey: My real name isn’t Rosey…

People will be resurrected!
Sammy: You’re supposed to be dead!

And people will die!
Vivi: No ****!

So stay updated with the heart-pounding, drool seeping, seat warming story Christmas Murder!]

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lol, cheesy much? xD

Now, before anyone says I told you so xD, there's 2 chapters left.
NOW COMMENT

 

wow just wow
Lisbeth ? =O
Rosey's name isn't Rosey but actually Ka-*shot*
and people will die ? and be resucurected(sp?) ? =D
nice 8D
and lololooolol twister

 

What a twist! o:. Lisbeth? And lol at Crono and Xaldin, and, Orange´s cousin? >_>.

 

It's all good. I can handle tough love.

LOL
.....Dang manipulative martian wench.....

 

Under those circumstances...ANYONE would go crazy.

How will I recover from this trauma?

 

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May Xaldin rest in peace once he reaches the floor.

:x

Really nice update Forsaken! I definatly didn't see the orange part coming. And the Sammy catching herself from last time. XD

*edit*

OK, now I can't stop picturing Xaldin when looking at your avatar, forsaken... :>

 

I laughed the most at DA's drunk scenes and when he lost Lisbeth and the LF parts xDDDD

And whaaa only 2 chapters left!??? D:

Awesome job Dearie <3

 

LOL Forsaken.

Wtf my cousin? Why would my cousin be there?

xP

LAWL at the evil kitten. And CtR and Vivi. And wtf Xaldin?

Jellyc nat eet vegis omgz
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I Lol'd so much xD

Bwahahaha 83

xD At Vivi and CtR


Omg that was Epicness

 

A hur. Twister... <:3

>>;
I'll never look at spinach the same again. D:
But... I'm dust noa... I can get up in all of your brainz! HUHZA~!

'Wtf guys that was my cousin.' ... oh lol'd.

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I can't wait for the next chapters. :]

 

lmao, thanks guys xD

You already recovered by killing the extreme noobs x3

Well I had to kinda laugh at my past mistakes =P

It's your punishment for killing our dear Xaldin D: You know I just remembered I had that avatar.xD

 

Lulz Pwnsome Story

 

I lol'd. One of the greatest stories I've read in KHV. That's a solid.

 

When i'm not talking about Lizbeth, I'm drunk... You have captured my life perfectly. =O Congrats.

I lol'd at the twister part, it wasn't as epic was the sistah's first forming, but still many lulz to be had that chapter, like Xaldin conquering and failing the moving stairs.

And lol the yellowish duck at the end, I bet you that's Lizbeth. XD

 

I don't understand how you have this much free time. xD

Anyway...still funny.
And I do say things besides "rawr". >_>
I see you also touched upon the cannibalism thing. Well done. 8DD

The part where iPraise got eaten was awesome. xD

So keep up the good work...and get another chapter out quickly.

...Before I forget...

...

AHAHAHAH YOU'RE DEAD! xDDD

 

Omg I love that xDDDD

And I love how all the groups mistakes all tie into each other and make people die :X

And just the part that like Coco and I killed Xaldin makes me lol >_> *STARES DOWN RYUUGA AND GX*

 

what did I do? ._.

 

Now I wouldn't say that lol

lol...I have to agree. When I had the Sistas idea I was like "HOLY ****". Ideas like that don't come every day >_>

It should be obivous xDD

I've been dead for a long time ;_;

 

0_0 that bit with L_F was epic, sat there singing I could so picture that,


Awww my snookums <33333

and dude this is probably my favourite chapter yet 0_0 it's awesome indeedy


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That makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy inside. :3

I was hoping for some Sistah lovin', but this will do. ;P


Excellent chapter! Crono getting his unmentionables caught in the door made my day! ^^

I'l dying for the last two chapters! It's so exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *KABOOOOOOOOOM*