age old wisdom from my mother

"Every two years, get a new car and a new boyfriend. Said boyfriend should be able to fix your brakes."

 

I'll try that.

 

...Please don't be serious.

 

I didn't even get what it meant. :P
If it's too graphic pm me.

 

...It's not graphic o_o

 

I didn't get it at first either lawl.
It's not graphic though.

 

I still don't get it. It's like my teacher Mr. Harrell; his advice flies right by and nobody can tell what it is

Does it mean the boyfriend makes you quit dating?