Alien procedure

If you ever find yourself face-to-face with an alien, here's what you do:

1. First, find the nearest person you can find. Even if it's a girl, just find one. If there's no-one there, just run away

2. Walk up to the person, while waving, as if you have never seen them before.

3. PUNCH HIM/HER IN THE FACE!!!!

4. Finally, turn to the alien and say "Yeah...that's what we do here".