All things dull and ugly

All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid...
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

 

I Love Itc

 

If my nan saw that, she would have a fit...

 

Should sneak that into every hymn book in as many churches as possible

 

Time for Mission Highly Improbable. :sly:

 

I'm game..

 

I thought you were referrin' to your face.

 

Almost .

 

Okay... O_O

Whatever. I have more important things to worry about and be offended by than this.

 

Offended? I'm frickin Catholic.

 

I never was offended. That was my whole point. That just because I'm Christian doesn't mean this is worth getting worked up over.

Obviously I need to work on my subtlety some >>

 

But you can't deny the truth in the song. :3

 

Nope, you really can't :)