Are my friends "unique" or what?

This just goes to show you how my friends are at lunch...xD

Today at lunch, we were talking about eating habits, and I'm sitting there eating a cheeseburger. I get asked, "Hey, what are you, a meat eater or vegitarian?"
I look at my friends, and they're all staring at me waiting for my answer. The rest of the conversation went like this:

Me: I'm eating a burger. What do you think?
Friend 1: Are you a vegan or no?
Me: I like meat.
Friend 1: You like me?
Me: No. I said "I like meat". Meaning I'm a carnivore.
Friend 2: You're a cannibal!?
Me: What?! No! I said carnivore; a meat-eater.
Friend 3: You have blue blood!
Me: Where the h*** are you getting this from?
Friend 1: You're a reptile, aren't you?
Friend 3: A shark!
Me: Sharks aren't reptiles. They're marine animals.
Friend 2: So that means you're a cannibalistic reptile shark!
Me: What are you-
Friend 1: Or a reptile shark cannibal!
Friend 3: That has blue blood.
Friend 2: And you're cold-blooded too, aren't you?
Me (by this time, my temper is way beyond control): SHUT UP! SHARKS ARE NOT REPTILES! I AM NOT CANNIBALISTIC! AND I DO NOT HAVE BLUE BLOOD!
...and the entire lunchroom stares at the psycho that just screamed that out. The bell rings, and everyone kinda moves silently out of the room. xD

 

Sounds like your friends where just messing with you...expect for the blue blood. It only turns red when it hits oxygen.

 

Yeah, they love doing that, since I always end up going psycho. xD
And they meant that I bleed blue blood. *sigh*

 

And I can see you're the downer of the group. =P

jk. ^_^;

 

Oh boy....poor DP...

Sorry, but I was laughing so hard when I read that...

 

I don't do that I am the one saying the random stuff. I swear none of my friends do that I'm the only one. Like in gym I try to run on walls and climb fences and stuff while spouting total drivel.

 

All my friends are weird.........Im probabbly the weirdest:D

We had someone come to look at our school cause they might come to it next year.......and we were really crazy..........and she was following my friend around and we were talking about chickens and other random stuff like what would happen if you threw a chicken off a cliff............ and she thought we were insane. I dont think shes coming to our school anymore.....

 

...It hasn't stopped yet. For example, today we were working on a project, I said something, and they were like, "OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE A CANNIBAL?!"
*repeat situation above where I go beserk*
xD

 

Thats completly normal.......if you go to the crazy private school i do :3