Argh Stupid Spiders

THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY BED.

WHERE I SLEEP. A SPIDER. ON MY BEEEED. I WENT TO GET SOME PENCILS THEN I SEE...*SCREAMS*

What the hell am I supposed to do?!?! I really wish I wasn't such an arachnophobic little pansy T_____T

URGH. Of all the places you know! I find it on the one place I spend most of my freetime on - what the crap!!!

 

Call 911.




























































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I would just use something to throw it out the window...

 

You could just jump on your bed with spikey metal track cleats =/






































Or call 9-1-1

 

I get them crawl up my finger and then I put them outside. :3

But did you know that 98% of people have swallowed a spider while they sleep?

 

I thought it was 100%


But just so she doesn't freak out, it's tarantulas and the likes that you swallow while you sleep. ;) ==>

 

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Whoops...

 

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Haha, sure! That has GOT to be the biggest joke I have ever heard in my life. No really!









... ... ...You're seriously kidding right?

 

You forgot the detail that it's over the span of a human lifetime.

Statistically, you swallow at least one spider sometime during your life while you sleep. Of course this doesn't mean you will.

 

Oh gosh, HE'S saying it. So that means...it's true.

Yeah, will definately remind me to ducktape my mouth whenever I sleep again...

And Axel, you are of some GREAT help!

 

Call 110 they can protect you

 

Set fire to your bed.

It's the only way.

 

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Once... There was this big-arse cockroach in my bed...

While I was sleeping... ;_;

It was soooooo nasty... I could feel it crawling up my arm in my dream and everything... TT^TT

If it had been a SPIDER.... Well... I wouldn't be alive right now... O.o

GET SOMETHING TO SPRAY IT WITH!!!! >=O

Since it's you're bed... You might not wanna try bleach or ammonia... >.>'

Try Febreeze... It help blind them... And when it drops onto the floor...

Bweh heheheheheheh.... >3

DEATH TO ALL SPIDERZZZZ!!!!!

LONG LIVE US ARACHNOPHOBIC PANSIES!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD

 

ZAAARGUAJSKFDA)çR"çLAKJSDFJA *="ASJDLF *DAIS* ARGHCOCKROACHES!!! They're just as bad as spiders ;___; *shudders violently* I'm so sorry if this post brought back horrible memories DX

I am going to combine your idea with the spray and Mish's with the fire = I'll spray my bed with fuel and, hop! I'll dump a lighter on it and DEATH TO THE SPIDEEER!!!!!

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(And to the bed.)

 

XDDDDD

Sounds like something I'd do. XD

Once... I got my lamp... And I cooked a spider on it... >.>

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Or was it a roach...? ._.

 

Last night, when I was cleaning my closet, there was a spider on my arm. It had a big belly, too. ._.

 

I've flamethrowered a spider before; hairspray and a barbecue lighter.

 

In the end I suffocated my room with bugspray .__. And slept in the living room D:

 

I'm scared by this thread. It reminds of when I thought I saw a 3 spiders on my bed when I woke up in the morning. I darent (sp?) move.

 

My poor poor fairy!
I HATE spiders to !!But ya know ? that you madrass does not burn until it is heated up to 600 degrees ^^So it is almost fire safe ^^Its true so if you tried to burn the spider away only your sheets would burn;P
You know what two days ago it was one spider on my double window so it was not on the inside of my room neither on the outside but in the middle and the day after it was two spiders there and then it was three O.O mom took them out for me ^^
But good luck burning your sheets^^
Poor fairy had to sleep on the couch^^
Looove you my fairy!<3 Love your sig to! Gah I envy you for that^^

 

spiders... nasty wee beasts. i usually just flush them down the toilet, or toss them out the window if i can. after i have a fit n' stuff. :D