Ban Note

Ban Note ---Chapter One---

You all saw it coming.
Only some Vivi and RRMS in this chapter, plus some special cameos from other members. But there will be others, trust me.



BAN NOTE - A KHV/DEATH NOTE SPOOF​

Shadows shrouded another realm in darkness. Dark figures moved slowly across the barren floor. This place was drained of life, its only inhabitants being creatures with what they thought was no existence at all. The only sound heard was the dry cackling of these vile creatures, and the ear-piercing clank of skulls hitting each other as the dark figures mindlessly used them as props, toys for their own amusement.
“What? A pair of sleeping skulls?”
“Hehe… I win again! No hard feelings, right?”
The figures turned their heads away from their petty gamble and looked at another dark creature. This one was darker than most, clothed completely in black. She was pale, her dark brown hair spiked high. Her face was ominous, and her burning amber eyes gazed mindlessly into the distance. Black feathers covered her shoulders, and an earring in the shape of a heart dangled from her left ear. She sat, mounted atop a peak of some sort. It was hard to tell what exactly it was, as the entire realm seemed a barren wasteland, fated to go on forever with no ends. The creature sat there, subconsciously replying to any attention directed towards her.
“Hey there, Remmis! Would it kill you to join us?”
“You should come play with us for a change!”
The enigma known as Remmis did not move her eyes away from the horizon. She simply spoke in a dry, ominous voice as she daydreamed of what was to come.
“No… I’ll pass.”

***​

Clouds darkened the sky of the KH-vids. The many boards were empty, all except for the staff section. The site was slowly dying, making way for an era where people were banned left and right. People left on a weekly basis, and many believed KHV could never be more corrupt. A boy sat in the spamzone, his eyes staring bleakly into the distance. The many staff members, ex-staff members, and staff-in-training sat around him, having mindless chats and not caring to pay attention to the admin who was trying to teach them. The admin ignored this fact and called on the boy who was probably paying the most attention, regardless of the fact that he made no eye contact.
“You there, Vivi. Could you please translate the following sentence into KHVidian?”
The boy looked up; his eyelids drooped with boredom and disinterest. But he nonetheless, obeyed the admin. He stood, his eyes flipping across the page.
“Follow the teachings of Deathspank and obey his blessings, and so it shall be that the trolls will again find pointless fun elsewhere; and the spamming n00bs will subside.” He sat back down.
“That’s very good. Not that I would expect any less from one of the top members. You are dismissed.”
The bell rang as Vivi walked outside. Stickies could be seen far and wide, announcing new rules, trolls attacking the site, people leaving, people being bored, n00bs phailing, and spammers… spamming. Vivi glared in disgust at these updates, speaking quietly to himself.
Day in and day out...The same old news on permanent repeat…
This is all so… ridiculous.
This forum is…
Rotten.

-The next day-​

Vivi again sat at his desk, braving staff class. He was 17 at the time, practically ready to become a staff member himself. He was top of his class, but he yearned for more. He was simply bored with life, he wanted entertainment. Vivi wanted a solution to this boring forum that so many called corrupt and dead. He wanted a getaway.
And that’s when he noticed something—something too surreal to even be happening. An object falling, seemingly from the sky. Vivi gasped quietly as he saw this, as it was indeed and unusual event. It was a notebook, black as the shadows of night. It flipped and spun as it fell from the heavens, and Vivi watched it, trying not to draw too much attention to him. The sun shone on it for a single second, and he clearly made out the words on the front cover.
Ban Note…
Vivi saw it slowly hit the ground. The bell rang, once again. He walked outside, his feet slowly padding across the grass. He stood directly where the notebook had fallen, and saw it right below his feet. Curiosity seeped into his mind as he cautiously picked it up. The leather notebook felt cold in his hands, it felt as if it was from a whole other place—it was an alien feeling that Vivi couldn’t quite grasp, but he kept a tight grip of the notebook nonetheless. His eyes fixated on the silver writing on the cover, and the same words he had barely made out stood there, bright and clear. Vivi read them once again, speaking quietly.
“B& Note?” he questioned, “As in… a Notebook of Bannage?”
His hands softly felt around the cover as he opened it. There was a small section of writing inside, in pale white in on the book’s ebony backside cover.
“How to use it…” he read softly to himself, “The member who’s username is written in this notebook… shall be banned?”
He set the notebook back down with a disappointed look in his eyes. He smiled with a touch of arrogance and began to walk away from the spot where he and the notebook were.
“Obviously a prank. You write a username and that member gets banned? Come on.”
Suddenly, Vivi turned his head, glanced at the notebook, and ran back to pick it up.
There must be something wrong with me to even consider it, He thought.
Vivi sat in his room, the lamp on his desk and the iridescent light of his computer and TV shone on his face. His eyes flew across the page as he read the rest of what had been written on the inside cover of this supposed Banning Notebook.
This note will not take effect unless the writer has the member’s face in their name when writing his/her username. Therefore, people sharing the same username on separate sites will not be affected.
If the reason for banning is written within 40 seconds of writing the member’s name, it will happen.
If the reason for banning is not specified, the person will simply be banned for spamming in the spamzone.
After writing the reason for banning, details of the ban should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

Vivi smiled sarcastically. So, depending on the member you can either make them get banned for something small or make them go painfully. He thought. A prank this intricate isn’t too bad, I guess.
Vivi closed the notebook and layed down on his bed, yawning. He began to wonder just a little more about this strange notebook. So I write a name and that member gets… banned. He closed his eyes, struggling not to fall into sleep. Suddenly, something lit up inside of him. He jumped out of bed, sat at his desk, grabbed a pen and pointed it towards the blank pages of the B& Note. His heart raced. He knew he had to test it.
Vivi turned on his TV, flinching as the light hit him in his dark room. There was a new thread that had recently been posted.
“This just in!” Said 2Foxxie4U as she reported for the forum news coverage, “Boris is trolling the site as of now! Millions of trolls are pouring in!”
A still picture of Boris came up on the screen, and his username was displayed under it. Vivi took note of this, and slowly wrote Boris’ name in the notebook. He stared mindlessly as the thread report carried on. The hand finally hit 40 seconds, and nothing unusual happened.
Vivi laughed quietly. “I knew nothing would happen. Looks like the B& Note doesn’t work after all.”
But his smile suddenly turned into an expression of shock and amazement. Foxxie had this same look on her face as she repeated the report she was receiving.
“What? The trolls are all leaving! What’s going on?!” She paused for a moment. “Ok, we have just received confirmation. Boris has been found banned inside the spamzone. I repeat, Boris is now banned!”
Shock seeped into Vivi’s senses. Had he really just banned someone? He couldn’t be sure, perhaps it was just coincidence… but either way, he had to test it… just one more time, that’s all.
Vivi walked the streets of Anything Else, a cruel, dark place that was nothing more than an area where n00bs went because posts were a mere fantasy in the Spamzone. He walked directly into a thread, pretending to be engaging in the conversation. However, he could see what was really going on outside of the thread. There, he saw Crono, a popular member, but with hobbies so sick you’d swear he wasn’t human. He approached a younger woman, known by the name of Stardust, and attempted to cyber with her. Naturally she refused. This enraged Crono, who charged towards her, trying to yank off her clothes.
Vivi watched in disgust as he opened the B& Note. He hastily wrote Crono’s name down, and waited 40 seconds. He wrote in the reason for banning as “Being himself.”
Stardust broke free of Crono’s grip, and ran directly into the staff section. Crono suddenly ran after her, but sadly did not see what was coming towards him. Suddenly, A staff member began to charge at him, smacking him mindlessly with a Ban Hammer.
Vivi watched in horror, trying to hold back the bile rising in his throat at the site of Crono’s remains lying on the cold streets of the Staff section. His eyes grew wide.
This settles it. He thought, The B& Note… its for real!

***​

Remmis’ amber eyes finally moved from the spot she had been focusing on.
“It’s been five days. Now then… I should get going.”
The other creatures perked their heads up once again from their game, surprised to see Remmis talking to them.
“Huh? You headed somewhere, Remmis?”
“Hate to tell you, but our whole world looks like this.”
Remmis smiled slightly as she replied. “That’s true, but I’ve dropped my B& Note.”
The other creatures began to cackle loudly. “You really messed things up, didn’t you?”
“But wait a second; weren’t you carrying 2 around behind the old man’s back? Don’t tell me you lost them both…”
“Yeah, you must have some idea of where you dropped the thing!”
“Yeah,” Remmis’ voice deeply answered, “The Staff section.”
The others stopped laughing and slight shock came over them. “Seriously…?”
Remmis said nothing, she simply walked away. In front of her was a large portal. The iridescent glow of it illuminated Remmis as she stared into it, unblinking. Suddenly, large wings sprouted from her backside. They stretched out wide as she dove face first into the portal.
The light blinded her momentarily, but before she knew it she was in a completely separate place. Rain soaked through her wings, and lightning struck endlessly. Still, she flapped her wings as hard as she could and carried on through the massive storms.

Vivi opened the door and walked inside. He ran up to his room, locked the door, and pulled the notebook out of his desk drawer. He hastily opened it, and began to laugh quietly, but maliciously.
The once-blank pages of the B& Note were now filled top to bottom with usernames. Hundreds and hundreds of usernames. Vivi’s voice went up a few octaves as he laughed. The look on his face was no longer that of a mere 17-year-old who was just like you or me, no—it was the look of a madman. The look of a murderer.
“You’ve taken quite a liking to it.”
Vivi suddenly turned around. Lightning flashed once as he saw the most horrifying creature he had ever encountered in his life. Its bulging amber eyes sent chills down his spine, and the frozen smile on its face made him scream in terror. He grabbed the chair to his desk to use as a ground, but merely fell over, petrified at the sight before him. It was like a horrible, horrible nightmare.
“No need to act surprised,” The creature said, quite friendly. “I am the Spammigami, Remmis. That used to be my notebook. Judging by your laughter, you’ve already discovered that what you’re using is no ordinary notebook.”
Vivi took a moment to register the situation. “A Spammigami… a God of Spam, huh? I’m can’t say I’m surprised… In fact,” he smiled. “I’ve been waiting for you… Remmis.”
Remmis lifted her head in amusement. “Oh?”
“I picked up the B& Note knowing that the consequences would come. So what now? You gonna erase all my posts or something?”
Remmis smiled “Hm? What’s that? Some fantasy you Staffies came up with? I’m not going to do anything to you…” her smile grew wider. “Once a B& Note is dropped in the Staff section, it belongs to the Staffies. So it’s yours now.”
Vivi’s expression suddenly grew softer. “Wait, so you’re saying I can use the b& Note without any consequences?”
“Well,” Remmis began “Let’s just say this… you will feel the fear and suffering that only those who have used the Note will feel. And when it’s your time to leave, it will fall apon me to write your name in MY B& Note… and be warned, any member who’s used a B& Note will be bound to KHV for all eternity.” She paused “That’s all.” Remmis finished, letting out a dry, amused cackle.
Suddenly, a knock came on the door. Vivi heard his mom calling through the locked door.
“Mom!” Vivi spat out “I thought I told you to stay the hell off my internets!”
“BUT I BROUGHT APPLEZ D:” he heard her yell back.
Vivi’s palm hit his face as he opened the door, grabbed the fruit, and kicked his mom off the interwebz. He set the apples down on his desk, not realizing Remmis was directly next to them. Vivi began to speak, but was quickly ignored by Remmis, who was shoveling apples down her throat.
“****’s better than rep from an admin!” she said after she had eaten all of them.
“By god, you fail.” Vivi insulted “So… why did you choose me?”
Remmis laughed “Keh… I didn’t choose you. You think I picked you out because you’re so smart or something? Don’t be so vain. The notebook just happened to fall around here and you just happened to pick it up.”
“But why did you drop it in the first place?! You even wrote specific instructions, so don’t try and tell me this was an accident!” Vivi raised his voice.
“You’re asking me why?” A wide smile stretched across Remmis’ face. “I did it because I was bored.”
Vivi softened his expression, once again. “You were... bored?”
“The truth is, Spammigami don’t have much to do these days. All we do is post dead threads, or gamble. If you take the time to write usernames, the others just laugh at you for working so hard. I needed a change.”
Remmis picked up the notebook, glancing at the names. “Gotta say, though, you’ve really written a lot of names in here… look at how many people you’ve banned in just 5 days.”
Vivi looked absent minded as he stared at Remmis. “I was… bored, too.”
Remmis looked down at him once again. “Really…”
“I didn’t want to believe it at first, but that notebook has a power that makes anyone want to use it, at least once.” Vivi smiled.

---Flashback---​

I banned them both… Vivi thought, disgusted with himself. I really… I banned two members! Those were valued accounts… it won’t be overlooked! Besides… who am I to pass judgment on others?
Vivi’s eyes suddenly burned with a fire so intense, the heat got to you by merely glancing at them. No… wait a minute; this is exactly what I’ve been thinking all along! This forum is rotting, and those who are making it rot deserve to be banned! Someone has to do it… so why not me?
No, that’s just it! No one else can do it!
I wonder… if someone else had picked up this notebook, could they do it?
No… they wouldn’t have the guts… but I do!
Using the B& Note… I’ll change the world!

---End Flashback—​

Remmis stood there, listening contently to what Vivi was saying. She glanced at the notebook one more time. “Hey, I have a question…”
Vivi looked her straight in the face, all fear he had ever harbored dissipating slowly. “Yeah?”
“How come you only specified the reason for banning for that perv?”
“If I don’t specify it, they’re just banned for spamming in the spamzone… and that’s probably the best thing about the B& Note. Even a fool would realize that someone is knocking off all the n00bs and trolls by such an unusual method!” Vivi had an immense smile on his face. “I’m going to make this forum know of my existence… that there is someone out there passing righteous judgment on the wicked!”
"But if you did that, that'd make you the only bad person left..." Remmis accused.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Vivi said un-fased, a smile on his face. "I'm a hard working Staff-in-training who's considered to be one of the forums best and brightest..." Vivi began to cackle deeply “And I… I will become the admin of this new forum!”
Remmis’ face lit up as she cackled endlessly into the night.
“I was right…” she exclaimed, “Staffies are… so much fun!”

 

That was Epicness XDDDDD

Omgomgomgomgomg I Loved It. If I could rep you again I would.

 

Hehe, you rock Jordie-kins<3

Your gonna be a Spammigami, too <_> Rem! Hurrah!

Lol, this is gonna get complicated xD

 

I never thought it was possible to make a forum story out of Death Note... Yet here it is! I grinned all the way as I was reading, Madi - the pieces just fitted so well with the members' personality! XD Just the change of terms alone, omg.. X3 Currently my fav part must have been the apple incident. lawl.

I have a feeling who's gonna get the role of Misa... But you never know.

 

Hehe... Thanks, means lot.

I had to make a difficult choice on Misa... but I think who it will be is fairly obvious, now xDD​

 

OMGAWD!
IMA SPAMMAGAMI!
I LAUGHED SOO HARD!!
I have to follow Vivi??
Still fun
>:D

My dad was staring at me like
"WTF?"

Because I was laughing so much.​

 

Omg only Madi could do this xDDDD

Madi seriously I love you for this xDDD

AMAZING EPICNESS XD

 

*stares*

omg I love it!

 

OMFG - I'm in it. O.O;

*dies*

I agree with the others - it IS epic win! XD And I don't even watch DN! x'3