Corrupt a Wish!

Try breaking the wish of the Poster above you!

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I am famous!!

Poster 2: Granted. But the Noob Fans tear you limb from limb.
I wish for an Xbox 360!

Poster 3: Granted. But it explodes in 1 second!

You must say "Granted." before the Corruption of the wish!.

My turn!
I wish I can fly like a Bird!

 

Granted, but you instantly get shot down. xD

I wish I they Organization was real, so everyone could meet them!

 

Granted. But they turned everyone into a Heartless and A Nobody.

I wish Noobs die.

 

Wishes from Silver:
1. Granted. But they are in Japanese.

2. Granted. But they turned you into a Turtle instead.

My wish is above Silvers.

 

Granted but it's Gold 8D

I wish I had a duck.

 

Granted, but it quacked away into the street and got ran over. T^T

I wish that KH3 would come out already!

 

Granted but it came out on Mars.

I wish I could be smart.

 

Granted, but only for a limited time.

I wish I could pass the 8th grade. x3

 

Granted but you failed the 9th. xD

I wish I could marry the internet.

 

Granted. But you broke up after your first child.

I wish I wasnt so goddamn broken.

 

Granted

But then you break again

I wish I was skinny​

 

Granted but you died of hunger.

I wish I could kill Bush D:

 

Granted, but he came back to life. O-o

I wish I could have more friends on Gaia. D=

 

Granted, but they we're noobs ad asked for your stuff.

I wish i was taller.​

 

Granted but you died from lack of air in space.

I wish I was a Dramallama.

 

Granted, but it was a Drama-Panda instead. xD

I wish I had a cookie.

 

You know, that quote makes perfect sense and there are no errors at all. If you've seen it or played the game, you'd get it.