dEaD bAbY jOkEs!!!!

this is a thread for ONLY dead baby jokes


How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?
With a blender.:p :p :p :p

And how do you get them back out?
With tortilla chips.:p :p :p :p :p

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made. :p :p

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung. :p :p :p

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
****ed. :p :p :p

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art. :p :p

 

That's just said you know?

 

NRA, this is completly inappropriate and wrong.

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