Dear Andrew,

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Korosu, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    Your letter gave me butterflies; it was so fulfilling to finally see you confess your love! It made me happier than receiving twenty boxes of cute little kittens! But I must confess something else, my sweet. Your impure thoughts of English maids doing raunchy things to hamburgers summoned me. For you see, I am a Succubus.

    Sleep now. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Oh Kelly, you naughty succubus! Those are some very dirty hamburgers you got there!
     
  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  4. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    They must be from McDonalds.
     
  5. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    They aren't the only dirty things I have, Kitty kat.