Do not shave your arse hair!

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  1. HOSPITAL STAT! i knock tits

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    Or you will find yourself dropping your pants, sticking your arse by the nearest fan while spreading the cheeks, in attempt to dry the sweat away. Troof!


    Btw. Who the hell complained about my ancient randy!Axel avatar?
     
  2. Luka Deafening silence

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    LMfao i didn't try yet so thanks >.<
     
  3. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    Someone actually complained about it? O.o The expressions were so funny and everything!
     
  4. HOSPITAL STAT! i knock tits

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    YES. |: Several, at that. Or so I was informed. Apparently people can't tell the difference between humor and blatant graphic sexual content.

    EDIT: oh good, sex isn't censored yet. xD
     
  5. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    Perhaps you can use it in another forum or something. The bigger the forum, the more attracting it appears to be for the younger ones.

    Gotta say that your signature is dangerously addicting to me.... o.o
     
  6. Mish smiley day!

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    "And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my *** cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.""

    "It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony."

    XD I laughed 'til my face turned blue.

    Now I almost want to tell people to shave their arse. Bwahahaha
     
  7. HOSPITAL STAT! i knock tits

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    Well, I use it on KH-Insider which is another rather big Kingdom Hearts forum - same public target, same share of kids. However I have had no complaints whatsoever. At least over there they don't seem to be ridiculously secure over protection of virginal eyes, nor does there seem to be immense mod arse-licking.

    So is the charm of Tex Avery's Pin-Up Princess! :D
     
  8. JellyBeing ALL. THE. BUTTS.

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    Oh lulz.

    Now that... was rather amusing.

    X3
     
  9. Spitfire I'm a little high, and a little drunk.

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    I can completely back this article...with first hand experience.
     
  10. Nobody's Shadow Kingdom Keeper

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    I made a funny face reading through that xD
     
  11. Cherry Berry Chaser

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    My jaw dropped underground 3600 metres when I saw that title, then I howled with laughter when I saw the truth.
     
  12. cronoking Chaser

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    I told you not to do it SA D:
     
  13. Spike H E R O

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    *looks at bagel in hand and throws it away*
    Thanks a lot, now i just lost my ****in' appetite, and I didn't have anything to eat all ****in' morning!! XS
     
  14. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I think a male member of the site should 'experiment' with this, try it out and see if they get the same results.
     
  15. cronoking Chaser

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    Would I get candy? 8D
     
  16. Dredica SNES was the best.

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    Okay, to be truthful, I didn't know that females had that much ****hair.
     
  17. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Ummmm, i'm pretty sure it was a guy.

    You may get women with extremly hairy tooshies. Ever heard of the bearded lady? Well i'm sure there must be a hairy butt lady too.
     
  18. Cia (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧*.✧

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    I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.
     
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