Do you think God owns a computer?

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  1. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    I'm not even sure if this is intelligent or not. But I just wanted to assk what you guys thought.

    Do you think God owns a computer? Why or why not? If so, what kind? Why? And what do you think his msn address is...?:D

    ...personally I think he does. For all we know, the universe is just one giant computer program, and the Earth is just a single file...O.o
     
  2. hikki_kairi Gummi Ship Junkie

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    i think He has one because He will have a hard time remembering all the things that happened throughout history and every person is a byte in his computer
     
  3. Zexion of the Twilight The conflicts within my priorities....

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    No, I don't believe Earth is a file, I think this is a twisted Sims game God designed and is at the controller of.
     
  4. Mr Bob Banned

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    Lol I agree with Zexion of the twilight this is no file people:)
     
  5. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    .... Are you serious? >.>

    It's not like God invented computers. If he has one, he had to have just come down and bought one, so maybe..

    The real question should be: What kind?
     
  6. Zexion of the Twilight The conflicts within my priorities....

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    well, what about what kind of internet service? I doubt God would choose AOL, ZING!
     
  7. Mish smiley day!

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    I bet he has Internet Explorer. xD

    And I doubt he'd come down and buy one.. he'd just click his fingers and one would appear. :/
     
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    Or maybe he uses netscape o_0
     
  9. Axel Chaser

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    No way, god has Mozilla Firefox. He's probably got all this cool equipment and recording devices.
    And he chats with the pope on MSN.o.O
     
  10. Cody Chaser

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    IMO this isnt intelligent at all...buuuuuutt.....
    1.Yes he has a computer
    2.he is playing the sims
    3.little does he know that he bought that from satan...so he thinks its just a game...
    4.He uses either Firefox or IE.....
    yes that is the truth to this....don'task me how....
     
  11. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    People, keep this intel...

    Anyways, are you saying that god is like the user and his creation is like a computer? I guess this is half right. I mean, think about it. Users can create and delete their own files. A file can't last forever and has to someday get deleted. Users can also create a file and can combine (or in this term, mixing DNA) with other files.
     
  12. Cody Chaser

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    Then computers would be holy....I see what your saying....but the reality of this seems...well...impossible....but then again....Deja vu could be a glitch in the computer...and getting sick would be like having a virus or a coruppted file....what a weird discussion...
     
  13. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Wow, Cin...you really are a nerd...O___o


    Anyway...God can do anything, remember? He can have whatever brand comp. he wants. =P


    Hell, he could have Compaq, dell, toshiba, you name it... xD

    Btw...his address is God123@hotmail.com...............



    >.>

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  14. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    You know I think that is very likly cus I sometimes think about doing that with people i know so yeah like Zexion said I think earth is like a sims game...and about god having a computer yeah I think it's likly cus his e-mail would hold all his prays and what not
     
  15. Axel Chaser

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    Holy crap, God really needs an Antivirus then, with all the diseases out there.
    But if he has total control of anything, think about it, he could destroy those viruses in a swish. Either he doesn't have total control over his computer or he himself creates the viruses to punish us...
     
  16. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Y2K =/= ?

    No equivalent.


    Sims, as an analogy, is a rather vague descriptions in my eyes. It's the idea, which I agree with...not the concept of how it's run.
     
  17. EvilMan_89 Code Master

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    he probably does have a computer. we're probably the SIMS in his computer except his SIMS is the entire universe.
     
  18. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    ....his computer is over heating...that's why we have global warming...O.o

    And the end of the world is his computer crashing and dying...or he accidentally deletes the earth file...
     
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    Ah, so the ozone layer is a firewall, and a hole is appearing in it.
     
  20. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    You must have thought about this a lot, didn't you?

    And in some twisted, bizzare, crazy, psychotic way...it makes sense.
     
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