don't call me a horse

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Misty, Apr 7, 2009.

  1. Misty gimme kiss

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    i'm a unicorn
    mystical, magical, mysterious
    not plain
    got wings like pegasus and a nice white coat
    i grant wishes and prance in the rain

    u n i c o r n
    that's unicorn

    i'm a unicorn
    8000 bc
    noah's ark wasn't built before me
    i'm friends with dragons, bob saget
    you think i'm not real?
    full house! i'm in the background, fool!

    eating grass all day, party all night
    i'll grant your wish
    right before your eyes
    i'm hiding in your hills
    eating your apples
    drinking water
    writing facts on your snapples
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I always wondered who did that.
     
  3. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    How many, miss unicorn?
     
  4. Always Dance Chaser

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  5. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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  6. Bond of Flame I'm an alien

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    A horse with a horn on it's head that grants wishes is still a horse.
     
  7. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    No, it's a unicorn.
     
  8. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    you *****... they we're for the poor... ​
     
  9. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    GO TO THE FUTURE AND SAVE THE SNOW MAN MISTY! a
     
  10. Bond of Flame I'm an alien

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    horse.words in white
     
  11. Sorcerer_Jenkins Twilight Town Denizen

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    u also like virgins and will impale ****s.
     
  12. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    amidoinitrite Misty?
     
  13. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Unicorn .
     
  14. Juicy Chaser

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    I demand we all start calling them monocorns.
     
  15. Always Dance Chaser

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  16. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    You're a monocorn.
     
  17. Juicy Chaser

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    How did you know!? D:<

    *hides horn*
     
  18. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'M A FUCKIN' PEGASUSa
     
  19. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Stop mocking me simply because my cornfield only has one single ear of corn.
     
  20. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    ****dammit that's what I was gonna say D:

    Quickly Misty, grab onto our tounges!