Embarrasing relationship stories...

The name speaks for itself.One of my friends went
to his GF's house to dinner.Once his GF left the table her
parents asked him about...about...WHEN HE WILL GO MAKING
BABIES WITH THERE LITTLE GIRL!!!!!He was freaked
out.He told his GF and they don't meet there anymore.He
will never live it down.Only me and a cuple of the guys know
this.
Post some embarrasing moment you heard about locally.

 

well me and my friends were going to a dance and this really hot guy walked up to my friend and they started talking and dancing and at the end everyone was like 'where are they' so i went looking and they were making out outside and they were like making weird movements so im like hello and my friend and her' boy friend ' linked braces and everyone had to pull them until the teachers can and they both got detention but everyone called them names and crap for the rest of the year.. so bad..^_^

 

I killed my wife and children. Then my punishment was to have tomatoes thrown at me in the town square. It was rather embarrassing.

 

I had to get a job over the summer as a person that watches kids run around the camp.
One of them was really nice to me. Then he got a bunch of his friends to beat me up and take my stuff.

I ate him. :3

 

that's pretty rough =/ I didn't even eat my family. wow you're brutal. But those kids had it coming >8D

 

There was a girl i really liked, so i asked her out. She said yes, and it was an incredibly fun date. We hit it off for a couple weeks until i looked at her myspace, and she had a GF... and i was like *sigh* because. if you seen the piece of crap movie Gilil, girls get jealous, and cut themselves.

 

I *** the **** with ** *buzzed **** ***** ***** chainsaw ***** **** ****** *** rope, gun ***** strawberries **** ****** and a screwdriver :3

 

There was this four year old. He walked over to me and said he liked me. I took him into my room and shut the door and locked it while no one was home.

Do the math.

 

Is it me or is this post just screaming "pedophile?" =/

 

And I doubt FinalForm is even 14.

 

I madeout with my best friend on her birthday.

And I cheated with someone. Not on someone, WITH someone.

 

How much time do you have and how many stories do you want?

I'm like a bad relationship version of blockbuster