Encounter with my friend's psycho cousin #2

Friend's Cousin: hi again
MISTEH: hi again 2u2
Friend's Cousin: why do u say that in ur profile?
MISTEH: say what?
Friend's Cousin: say hoot hoot
MISTEH: O_o
Friend's Cousin: dont try to act cool
Friend's Cousin: cuz its not working
MISTEH: Actually, I'm freezing at the moment.
Friend's Cousin: thats uncalled for
Friend's Cousin: :|
MISTEH: I don't think we're quite on the same wavelength.
Friend's Cousin: (m)(panda):@)
Friend's Cousin: what do ya mean?
Friend's Cousin: :S
Friend's Cousin: (panda)
MISTEH: :B
Friend's Cousin: u wear glasses?
MISTEH: no
Friend's Cousin: what ev

Oh the hilarity.

 

I don't want to sound like an *******, but... what a ****ing idiot.

 

I need to learn how to act that stupid. I'm close, but I've hit a wall, you know?

 

Hit it a few more times.

 

My friend keeps telling me to block her, but I secretly wait at home for hours just to see if she'll IM me. It's TOO funny.

 

Misty, that's either really predictable, or extremely lame. XD