Fear.

Zombies are not scary. We know how to fight them.
Skeletons are not scary. They're the comedians of the monster world these days.
Vampires are not scary. Once they take over world, everyone will be both sterile and immortal. Fun fact, Dracula, like the vampires of Greek Mythology, didn't burn in sunlight. He just found it very annoying.
Werewolves aren't scary. Everyone has SOMETHING made of silver after all.
Witches aren't scary. Sabrina, I'm looking at you.
Satan isn't scary. God lets him exist for some reason after all.
Natural death isn't scary. It happens to everyone eventually. As long as you make good use of your time, you've nothing to fear.
The Slender Man is scary. You can't fight him, and just knowing about him is grounds for him to stalk you. What's more, he looks like a human until you get close enough to see that eyeless, mouthless, earless, and otherwise featureless face. The long tentacles disguised as trees and limbs. The sudden realization that every tree around you could be an extension of that thing. And by that point, it's too late. You're done. He'll either kill you or stalk you until you kill yourself. And the worst part? It is theorized that he exists because we believe. And he doesn't want to exist. And he can't die. So he only kills believers because he wants to leave. We're the bad guys. We are the enemy. And we can't do a goddamned thing about it.

 

God isn't scary. He doesn't exist.

 

Who cares if he exists? The concept of God exists. And that concept has caused more war and death than anything in the world.

 

He only exists because we believe he exists.

Solipsist.

 

Spoiler

 

Just because it's known that death comes to everyone doesn't necessarily mean people won't fear it. You could make good use of your time. Live a respectable life, hit the jackpot, marry your soulmate, etc. You could still be afraid to die. No one wants an ending unless they're suicidal.

That's my take on it anyway.

 

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I don't want an avocado, but I don't think an avocado is scary.

 

We know how to do a lot of things.
Doesn't mean we can do them.

Shaun of The Dead was a comedy, too.

Oh, yeah, and the overwhelming destruction and loss of everything we ever loved will be sterile, too.

Because we do not consider poor people "everyone".

Almost all other witches, I'm looking at you.

"God" also lets Slenderman exist. And mosquitos.

It comes. That doesn't mean you shouldn't fear it.

No argument here.

 

Implying that you're up against the run of the mill zombies and that you have a shotgun with you. And some zombies can ressurect upon their 'death'. Hopefully, you remembered a lighter or else you won't be in that situation.

Again, implications of being against the run of the mill skeletons. And not some cursed nigh invulnerable long rotted corpse that you disturbed and has to kill you and everyone you've ever loved before it can rest. Even if you defeat it, it'll likely reassemble and continue.

Spoiler

Not all weres are affected by silver.

As not scary as she looked, she could still turn you into a newt. She still had all the powers of a witch in a non-threatening guise. Just because something doesn't look scary doesn't mean that it isn't. It's the mundane ones you have to look out for.

Remember the black cat Salem on that show? He was a Warlock who desired world domination, when the Witches' Council found out, they turned him into a cat. He still wants to take over the world, however, he's a cat that sleeps in the bedroom of Melissa Joan Hart.

Which would be his own fallacy.

Such words have been spoken before by healthy men. But once those men are on their deathbeds, then the fear of the Reaper sets in.

*Yawn.*

 

Quantity not quality. Their numbers are the danger, a swarm of them can take you down even if you have a weapon, bullets run out or your swinging arm becomes tired.

Skeletor says otherwise.

Twilight has made these guys less... Serious of a threat.

I miss Blade. Suck my blade, Motherf*cker!

 

There is only one monster to surpass all of these though:

The Menstrual Cycle.

 

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inb4femrage

 

I disagree, but then, suicide is up for interpretation. Death is like sleep. At some point, you will welcome it.

 

/femrage

Bend over bitch, I'll show you whose boss.

 

Who's? _________________

 

. . .

Oh, you.

 

Ohohohoh. _________________