I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it. [derp]
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest, (For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all; all honourable men) Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral ... He was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man [double derp]
xDDD This thread might be the Allspark of KHV; possibly holds the salvation for our kind but is incredibly powerful and might end up creating monsters rather than sentient beings. Non-nerd translation - This thread is so awesome but the Shakespeare might transform the not-as-grammatically-gifted members into monsters.