Funny one-liners

Random 8D
If you got a random one-liner, post it here!!!

 

That's what she said!!

 

Always a classic.

That guy over there loves crack, and he does drugs.

 

What?! Crack?! Where?! I WANT CRACK!! Haha, kidding.

How about...NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

 

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pssst
You want the pie?

All my other one liners are the same.

 

psst
yes I want the freekin' pie!

um...oh yeah!!

Jew!!

 

Two Sephiroths walk into a bar. The moogle walks under it.

 

KH-V, you disappoint me.

 

well...saw-ry. lol.

I can't wait to go see Santa! I'm gonna sit on his lap, tell him what I want, then I'll blow him up

 

So George W. Bush walks into a Payless, and- *Shot*

 

HAHA!! NICE ONE!! Two jews walk into a bar, see and penny, and fight to the death while Achmed laughs

 

A priest, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar.

Spoiler

What a fine example of an integrated community.

 

haha! nice! what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?

Spoiler

a canoe tips

 

*laughs* wow you guys are good xD

How about... Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

 

HAHA!! Only in America do people order a large hamburger, large fries, and a diet soda.

Only in America is there brail lettering on a drive-up ATM.

Only in America do banks leave both doors to the vault open and the pens chained to the desk.

 

Nice tasty copypasta you got there.

 

copypasta?

LOOK IT'S GAYMAN!! Don't turn your back on him! Unless you have the lotion...hehe

 

http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=64045

 

whoops...didn't even notice that thread, haha.

 

Yeah, that's noticable. : D