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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.
     
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  2. Toshi Banned

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    Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here" The other said, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"
     
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  3. Jⱥy King's Apprentice

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    What did the man say when he walked into the a bar

    "Ouch" lolz
     
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  4. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated 'AAaarrrrr'.
     
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  5. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    So this pirate walks into a bar. He's carrying with him a steering wheel from the helm of a ship. The bartender asks, "You have to carry that?" The pirate replies, "Yarr, tis driving me nuts!"
     
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  6. SplitOverload Chaser

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    The sun was talking to the ice and the ice said your hot and the sun said your cool

    LMFAO GET IT SUN IS HOT AND ICE IS COOL XD AND SUN MEANT COOL AS IN LIKE NICE AND STUFF AND ICE MEANT HOT AS IN ATTRACTIVE XDDD
     
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    A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.â€
     
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  8. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    i guess micheal jackson couldn't beat it
     
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    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
     
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  10. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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  11. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
     
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  12. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You got it wrong.

    He's not carrying it around.

    It's stuck in the front of his pants.
     
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  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I told my bro to come read this post and when he got there he ask why I was writing stuff on a piece of wood lolooolo!!!111ONElollolo!!1110ooo
     
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    What's Sarah Palin doing?

    I don't know, Alaska!

    *Note: must be read aloud
     
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  15. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Note: not really.
     
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  16. The Fuk? Dead

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    What does a shitty artist do?

    Draws flies.
     
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  17. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Well, I only heard it once. :xp:

    I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
     
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  19. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    It's very rare to find a steak this well done by a medium
     
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  20. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    You heard about the dwarf psychic killer who escaped from jail?

    Apparently he's a small medium at large.
     
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