Holy crap, is this about what I think it is? I'll need some red herbs, Moonstones, and your cow, please.
I call your BS, your cow only makes Good! I've checked quite a few times since I . . . acquired her. If you want a cow that produces Perfect, you should take it from someone else.
You named your cow after someone who is old and skinny. Your cow. Your fat cow. UNLESS YOU STARVE IT YOU KNOW THAT GREATLY REDUCES THE PRICE OF ITS MILK IT WILL NEVER BE PERFECT.
