Holy crap...[Numba 5]

Cha'. It's what I do. It's actually quite short this time.
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Random Thing Number 138:
Kenny: I’m gonna ask why she calls herself “Fat mommaâ€. She’s gonna say “Because I’m fat!†Haha.

Random Thing Number 139:
Kalen: She’s an actress.
Cameron: No, she’s an actor.
Me: You’re mean…

Random Thing Number 140:
I don’t like being called ‘shawty’. It’s degrading.

Random Thing Number 141:
LOL! They said this chick sounded/looked like Sean Callaway.

Random Thing Number 142:
My teacher: Jennifer! Go to the principal office.
Me: Dude, wtf, OH MY GOD!!!
My teacher: Excuse me?
Me: It’s a mirage! Don’t look now it’s a sabotage! (Walks out singing sabotage .)

Random Thing Number 144:
Jai: Hahaha, why are we laughing?
Me: (Joking) someone got hit by a car over there.
Jai: That’s not very funny at all T-T

Random Thing Number 145:
Cameron: Angels dead. You didn’t hear? She didn’t invite you. You’re too mean to go, you may kick over the casket.
Me: Shut up…

Random Thing Number 146:
Kenny: He made us parabolics!
Amber: Parabolas?

Random Thing Number 147:
Brian:
Eating cheese could KILL you.
RlAlIlSlIlNlS
My anti-constipation

Me: Ha. Gross...

Random Thing Number 148:
Bababababa, I’m hatin’ it.

Random Thing Number 149:
If I found the end of the world…I’d probably be dead…

Random Thing Number 150:
Ew. Did you know that bread has sugar in it? Gross…

Random Thing Number 151:
A plane that loops the loop.

Random Thing Number 152:
My brothers cant dance for their lives...>>;;

Random Thing Number 153:
I use to be a band...Twas fun while it lasted.

Random Thing Number 154:
Dunununununun--BATMAN!

Random Thing Number 155:
I haven't been to the mall in...A year...

Random Thing Number 156:
How do you get late for Christmas...?