How does that make you feel?

Hello my name is Christhor and my profession is therapist or something.
Come with your problems and I'll fix them.

 

*brings problems*

*waits*​

 

I don't think you could fix my problems, but thanks.

 

Well, since you have such epic credentials I'll accept your offer.

I hate people. To me socialising is like sticking your hand in the toilet afret taking a diahrea dump, I just can't stand the idea. At school at break time instead of going outside like everyone else I wander the corridors, and if I get sent outside I sit along away from my firends, and only speak if spoken to. I ahte talking, I cant stand people's voiced, like in chemistry I have a friend called James, and he always wants to have a conversation, and I can't stand it, there are times when I;ve told him to shut the **** up because I cant stand his voice, and hes just laughed and carries on. At one point I actually started trying tos cratch my throat out because I couldn't stand the torture.

I also have a lot of trouble sleeping, due to constantly hearing things in the night, picturing things watching me in my sleep, or at one point, I convinced myself that the fovernment erased my memories while I slept, and that it was contreolled by aliens that watched me and did things to me in my sleep. I also convinced myself that there was something outside my door and barricaded it at night. I can only sleep during the day, never at night.

I also have hallucinations, one is in the form of a white girl who i suaully only see for a split second, although som etimes its prolonged, sometimes she's crying and sometimes not, I also hear a voice that always questions whatever I'm doing.

I can't stand my mother. I nevver could. I ahte talking to her (although I hate talking to pretty much anyone) and shes always questioning me and complainign about me. AI constantly feel like a burden with her about and have even had thouhtts of killing her in the past. She complains alot because I procrastinate and I often forget to do something when she asks, like earlier today she asked me to lock the front door, and when I got to the kitchen I'd forgotten what the asked me to do. And another instance today, I was making her a drink, and I forgot which was the cup and which was the coffee container, and knocked the cup over with the container lid.

Sometimes I'm really apathetyic, other times I want to break down and cry, and others I'm abnormally hyper, it seems random.

I also have the problem of dooing... wel.. nothing. There are times where I've sat there doing nothing for HOURS because I didnt have the motivation to do anything.

I also hate eatting, to me eating is a chore, not something to be enjoyed.

Sometimes I dont understand what people say, or dont understand bosy language either, and

I've forgotten what I was going to write.

thats it. And soemtimes I think that there are coded messages to me in car number plates.

 

... How was your childhood?

Yeaaaah, when you're online username is "The Fuk?" I would assume you are correct in that claim.

 

EDIT______________________________________________________

I just remembered soemthing else, although this has only happened like three times?

I get confused about EVERYTHING. As in I dont understand anything. I'm a mathematician/physician so I';m obsessed with understanding things and well,

The best way t explain this is with an example of something that happens to me sometimes in maths.

Ill be doing a VERY SIMPLE equation like 35+67 and I'll have no idea what the answer is and how to work it out. I'll suddenly become very confused and want to cry, ill start hitting myself and making distressed noises.

Well its like that except I dont get ANYTHING

AT ALL
I'll often say that I don't think what we're experiencing is real, and that I'm confused. In fact. I'll definetely sy I'm confused, I become extremely insecure and just want to run away

 

SO IT WAS YOU! *points finger* Therapist = The rapist

 

Holy SH** it was!!!

 

I also confuse words, and sometimes have trouble reading

 

Sorry risk, I can't actually help you here, however I've helped you with some of this before. We'll discuss it on MSN if anything bro.

Crap, someone already used my joke I was saving for later in this thread ._.
Yes, it was I, THE_RAPIST! Mwahaha

Don't worry about that bro, you've been doing very good these past years c:

 

You see I have this problem...

 

I also feel like God has abandoned me ;~;

 

Where did this problem start?

God is right there, inside your heart, have fayth and you shall recieve your pie.

 

Wow RISK, you seemed really normal until I saw this thread. That's when you become awesome with a dash of abnormal and a pinch of insanity.

 

Can you help me with my problem? I just feel like everything is pointless, what's the point of living? Do you think I should just kill myself the rapist? What is there?

 

I have achieved Reverse Nirvana and can now kill anyone just by thinking it with freaking sweet mind bullets. Help?

 

shameless spam.

 

but you are the rapist D:

well theres no sense crying over every mistake you just keep on trying until you run out of cake

Anyway I have this problem...I keep telling the rapists i have problems

 

but the rapist isnt making neat guns for people who are still alive D:

therefore the science will not get done. A neat gun will not be made.

 

How fecking old are you, you selfish prick? Remember dude, there are people you'll hurt for no reason if you kill yourself, so grow up and grow a pair. There is a lot of stuff, just focus on your education and keep your eyes on the goal and you should be fine.

Well I need some clearing here, do you kill them just by thinking of them or do you have to think about killing them? This makes all the difference.

You're still paying for the hour.

Before we continue, we're gonna do this session naked for good measures. Now, how does that make you feel?