How I died

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I died when I was on one of those fan-propelled boats that people ride in th murky swamps of the Amazon River beds. So I was cruising along on it one night, minding my own business (why was I in the Amazon again?) when zombie alligators sprouted wings and lolcopters swarmed in on my boat.

In slow motion, I flipped my hair and turned to the controls. Lazooors fired from the roflcopter, the leader of the lolcopters. I dodged it and almost fell into the deep waters where I would be eaten alive by flying dead alligators.

So aaaanyway, my boat hit a random rock and started to fly in the air, which is when I fell off and started to fall to my death. Luckily (actually, unluckily) I landed on an lolcopter and was startled to see a mudkips in it, which roared, "IMA FIRIN' MY LAZOR!"

That's when I jumped and landed on Trogdor, who just happened to be burninating the Amazon. The Burninator, seeing as he comes in the night, was very angry and aware of me, so he started to dance and I fell off into the waters, which were swarming with alligator zombies.

It turns out these alligator zombies were on my side, so they started flying and fighting the lolcopters, which soon plummeted to their deaths. Trogdor was left alone, and we continued flying towards KHV. When we got to the parrell dimension to the User Portal, we were stopped by a cloaked member.

They let us go on through towards the heavily guarded forum. Catch the Rain didn't like flying zombie lizards, so she sent the section mods to fight us off. Wolfie flew at us and struck the lizard I was riding with sharp claws, because CtR doesn't mind flying wolves.

I was knocked off, almost falling into the Cutscene Archive, but another alliator caught me and flew away from DPWolf and O R A N G E. Shadojak was tough, though, and sniped my steed down. Luckily, more were at my aid and I broke through towards the spam zone.

Because CtR is the right-hand (wo)man of spdude, I was not suprised to find her with an army of members. Hellkitten and Alex were common members of the spam zone, and ready to help the admins. They attacked my flying lizard, who detoured me into the forum family section.

Sdude came himself to put me down, and slammed me with a banhammer. I fell and fell, dying from the blow. When I landed in {The} World {Ends} With {You} family, I was ready to form a pact.

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I made this story in a family based on TWEWY when they asked how we died.​

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Yay I fightz with Alex. :3 Awesomeness. 2nd story with me.​

 

You were the first person to come to mind of my friends here :glomps:​