How to make your own Combee

You can make your own Combee in real life.

All you need is:

* A freezer
* A bag
* Bug net
* Tweezers
* Glue

Catch 3 bees in the bug net. Carefully put them into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the insects in a suspended hibernation state.

When ready, remove them from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before they wake up.

First bee, pluck both of its wings off. Second bee, plug its left wing off, and the third bee its right wing.

Super-glue the one-winged bees to the bee without the wings.

Wait for them to wake up. You now have your very own Combee.

 

I don't see any way in which this could go wrong! 8D

 

But they won't be cute :[

 

I am so doing this.

 

You can make your own Ponyta in real life.

All you need is:

* A freezer
* A bag
* Bug net
* Tweezers
*Gasoline

Catch a horse in the bug net. Carefully put it into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the horse in a suspended hibernation state.

When ready, remove it from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before it wakes up.

First, douse it in gasoline. Second, light it on fire.

Wait for it to wake up (should happen pretty quick). You now have your very own Ponyta.

 

Tell me how to make a Dratini.

 

Seconded, but tell me how to make Altaria as well :D

 

how do u make a cat

 

You can make your own Dratini in real life.

All you need is:

* A freezer
* A bag
* Bug net
* Glue
* 2 Napkins
* White Button
* Egg

Catch a snake in the bug net. Carefully put it into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the snake in a suspended hibernation state.

When ready, remove it from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before it wakes up.

First, glue white button to head. Second, glue the 2 napkins to the side of the head. Third, glue egg to face.

Wait for it to wake up (should happen pretty quick). You now have your very own Dratini.

 

How do you make a Palkia?

 

You can make your own Altaria in real life.

All you need is:

* A freezer
* A bag
* Bug net
* Glue
* A pack of cotton balls
* Blue ribbons

Catch a bird in the bug net. Carefully put it into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the bird in a suspended hibernation state.

When ready, remove it from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before it wakes up.

First, rip off it's wings. Second, glue all the cotton balls to it's body. Third, glue the blue ribbons to it's head and tail.

Wait for it to wake up (should happen pretty quick). You now have your very own Altaria.

 

I can't wait to try this :D!

How do I make Mewtwo?

 

do a rayquaza "how to"?

 

How do I make a Palkia?

 

This would be funnier if I didn't see this in /v/ an hour ago.