How would you feel if...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Tahno, Mar 7, 2009.

  1. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    You were talking to a sandwich and it actually replied?
     
  2. Arch Mana Knight

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    I would wonder why I was talking to it. Tacos are much better conversationalists.
     
  3. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    I would take a bite out of it and spittake it.
     
  4. Inasuma chillin

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    I'd probably talk to it for a while and see what its insights were.

    EDIT: Unless I was really hungry... then it wouldn't matter what it said; it'd be in my mouth.
     
  5. Aura Goddess

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    Hehe...

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  6. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    (The kid sounds like Hige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D)
     
  7. Inasuma chillin

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  8. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Already happened, it also happened with a cake, a shoe and giant teddy bear.
     
  9. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    give it a hug.
     
  10. Arch Mana Knight

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    Oh shi-

    @-@ *Eats*
     
  11. Yozora Archer

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    i would ask the sandwich questions.
     
  12. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I'd be happy that, for once, I'd have the upperhand in a discussion.
     
  13. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    That sandwich would most likely know the meaning of life.
     
  14. Azure Flame Banned

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    I'd scream, stab it with a knife, and eat it.
     
  15. Mrs.AwesomeSauce Banned

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    I probably wouldn't know that it was a sandwich, I would keep it forever.

    Ohshi- its going green.
     
  16. Wacko Twilight Town Denizen

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    Wonder if all those years of failing at making sandwiches caused a freak mutation in this one.
     
  17. kitty_has_claws246 Traverse Town Homebody

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    hmmm. is it a grilled cheese sandwich or a PB&J? I think the PB&J would be funnier to talk to...I'd just eat the grilled cheese one. yum! <3
     
  18. Wacko Twilight Town Denizen

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    Bologna or tuna? Take your pick. XD
     
  19. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'd ask if the talking sandwich has a girlfriend.
     
  20. T3F Chaser

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    I would wonder how delusional I am