Human race? Bah.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Keychain System, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. Keychain System Two?!

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    It's not the human race. It's the human species. Race is synonymous with breed. Humans are one species, divided by several different breeds that evolved to fit with different conditions. You have a pale breed, an exceptionally dark breed, breeds with more of different kinds of melanin in their skin, and several more breeds that take more careful observation than recognition of skin colour to identify. There are cross-breeds too, which would be synonymous with the term "multiracial."

    Furthermore, breeds of human are far less diverse than those of other animal species. Just look at all the domestic animals. Dogs alone are incredibly diverse, from the ones that are basically domesticated versions of their parent species, wolves, to those that look as much like a wolf as a frog looks like a bird. Humans, it's a shame to say, aren't even close to that diverse. Humans, being slightly more intelligent than the average ape, have even learned how to create dogs that have in-born behaviors.

    It's no surprise, seeing as how many breeds of human are born with those same kinds of behaviors. See how many breeds of human you can identify based on their behavior patterns. You'll find that it's much harder than you'd think. In-born breed based behaviors are much more subtle in humans than in dogs. It's not as simple as "Black people are good public speakers," or "White people have a strong tendency to be very greedy."

    See now why I love observing humans? They're so incredibly interesting! They think they're so special, even making up terms to separate them from other animals even though they mean the same thing as the version used for the rest. Among these humans, I have found and made a friend of one person. One sentient being in a sea of sheep. Think of her as a link who acts as a constant reminder that my species is not doomed to an eternity of ignorance and conformity.

    So, fellow humans: How will you amuse me today?
     
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    You're ****ing hilarious.
     
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  4. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Go breed with your cousin and make a new race.
     
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    Izaya, didn't I tell you to stay away from KH-Vids?

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    Your dead!!!!!!
     
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    Tell that to the aliens crossing our borders.
     
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  9. Keychain System Two?!

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    Pfft.
    Welp, laters!
     
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    we have cowboys