I am scared.

I swear the corner of my room (up where the ceiling is) just cracked right infront of me. DDD:

 

I want a pet one of those.

 

Even better, that'll make the best guard dog :D

 

No they won't~

 

My Ceiling Always Cracks

he he....

:3
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It's obvisously a sex call.

 

I leave you for an hour, and this is what happens.

 

Everything's a sex call for you <.<

 

In the best case they're roaches the size of rats. However, if you have bad luck it could be rats the size of bears. Or maybe even bears the size of dinosaurs. How big is your ceiling again?

 

If you start feeling wind coming from it, your house just gained the ability to fart.

 

I believe your house is possessed.... O:

 

Next thing you know she'll feel warm water on her leg one night.

 

The balcony above my balcony is cracked...

so is my balcony...=/

whatever, I feel bad for whoever lives on the third floor.

 

I'd feel bad for yourself instead.... O= If the balcony above you is cracked....what if it falls down? '>_>

 

Lick it...

 

I'm batman, its okay.

 

Jerome is trying to get to you.