I burnt my finger on my computers processor...

Awww. Poor baby. Lemme kiss it better. Mwah!!

 

I want to kiss his finger too.



*kisses finger passionately



Lol how did you burn it? Did you fall asleep or something?

 

Ha ha "Megahertz". "Mega hurts".

Boy was that punny.

 

That thing gets really hot. Why were you even near it?

 

Ouch...


Maybe he'll get super powers or something.

 

In danger of offending, but;

 

I laughed more than I probably should have.

... Also you shouldn't stick your hands in a running computer.
Actually, I'm not certain you can touch the processor without removing the heatsink. ._. And if you don't have a heatsink, you probably should not be turning on the computer.