I can't believe what's happening to me

[ My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies...
HAHAHAHAHA!
Won't they be impressed, I am a genius, SEE HOW I TRANSFORM THIS OLD RAT INTO A MOST DELIGHTFUL HAT! ]

8D

 

Ok, let me see you do it.

 

Sunshine daisies, butter mellow, TURN THIS STUPID FAT RAT YELLOW

 

Dang it Misty. I was going to say that ):

 

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
MY COMPLIMENTS FROM ME TO YOU,
ON THIS; YOUR MOST INTRIGUING HAT!
CONSIDER THOUGH, A SUBSTITUTE;
A BAT IN PLACE OF THIS OLD RAT!

NOW NO NO NO, THAT'S MUCH TO WRONG,
THAT'LL NEVER MAKE A PRESENT!
IT'S BEEN DEAD FOR MUCH TOO LONG,
FIND SOMETHING NEWER!
SOMETHING PLEASANT!