I have a Joke!

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Mike, Jul 3, 2009.

Page 1 of 2

  1. Mike Chaser

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    523
    1,671
    I heard this from my nephew. It's lame, but I'm willing to make my self sound like an a**.
    Alright, so how do you wake up Lady Gaga?







    You poke her face.
    POKERFACE
    Wasn't that hilarious? Alright, now I'll get slammed for this one. I deserve it.
     
    Mike, Jul 3, 2009
    Mike, Jul 3, 2009
    #1

  2. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Gotham City
    125
    884
    That kinda made me laugh....
     
    Rayku, Jul 3, 2009
    Rayku, Jul 3, 2009
    #2

  3. Noise For Love and Justice

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Valhalla
    182
    1,387
    aha

    ha


    haha



    ahahahah



    ahhaha NO!
     
    Noise, Jul 3, 2009
    Noise, Jul 3, 2009
    #3

  4. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Anytown, USA.
    472
    2,161
    You spelled Pokerface wrong.
     
    Chad Thundercucc, Jul 3, 2009
    Chad Thundercucc, Jul 3, 2009
    #4

  5. The Twin My, what a strange duet

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    The Devil's Carnival
    143
    1,385
    I....actually didn't get it. Sorry. :(

    *feels stupid somehow*
     
    The Twin, Jul 3, 2009
    The Twin, Jul 3, 2009
    #5

  6. Spunk Ransom you're already perfect

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2006
    Gender:
    Female
    357
    1,217
    ha....ha...ha. I laughed.
     
    Spunk Ransom, Jul 3, 2009
    Spunk Ransom, Jul 3, 2009
    #6

  7. krayzie Lionhart

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Miami
    42
    1,226
    lol wow cant believe i laughed at dat
     
    krayzie, Jul 3, 2009
    krayzie, Jul 3, 2009
    #7

  8. Mike Chaser

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    523
    1,671
    Oops! xD

    If you say Poke her face
    It will sound like your saying Poker face..just like her song.
     
    Mike, Jul 3, 2009
    Mike, Jul 3, 2009
    #8

  9. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2008
    Location:
    Trolling Shizu-chan
    84
    751
    I didn't laugh.
     
    Zeonark, Jul 3, 2009
    Zeonark, Jul 3, 2009
    #9

  10. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2008
    Location:
    The other side of the monitor
    345
    1,020
    loi .
     
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jul 3, 2009
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jul 3, 2009
    #10

  11. TheMuffinMan Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2007
    128
    912
    I once had a wet dream where I strangled you to death with your own intestines, Mike
     
    TheMuffinMan, Jul 4, 2009
    TheMuffinMan, Jul 4, 2009
    #11

  12. Hayabusa Venomous

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2008
    Gender:
    Cisgender Male
    Location:
    Tokyo-3
    2,519
    2,968
    You dreamed of Mike.

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :=D:
     
    Hayabusa, Jul 4, 2009
    Hayabusa, Jul 4, 2009
    #12

  13. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2009
    Location:
    Skyway Avenue <3.
    56
    463
    I've heard that before, still, it made me smile, just a little bit =D
     
    Cleopatra, Jul 4, 2009
    Cleopatra, Jul 4, 2009
    #13

  14. Jube Formerly Chuck's

    Joined:
    May 6, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Guess
    633
    1,193
    Mildly turned on.
    Go on.
     
    Jube, Jul 4, 2009
    Jube, Jul 4, 2009
    #14

  15. Jayn ♥

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2007
    4,214
    3,797
    Listen to this one:

    How does Lady Gaga work out?



    ...



    SHE JUST DANCES.


    /Buh-dum-dum    ​
     
    Jayn, Jul 4, 2009
    Jayn, Jul 4, 2009
    #15

  16. In explicit Angst Gummi Ship Junkie

    Joined:
    May 18, 2008
    Location:
    Hidden in a messy room
    66
    374
    I've heard that like a thousand times already.
     
    In explicit Angst, Jul 4, 2009
    In explicit Angst, Jul 4, 2009
    #16

  17. Kenni-Chan King's Apprentice

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2008
    Location:
    Devon
    57
    475
    I read the title...

















    I died a little inside.    ​
     
    Kenni-Chan, Jul 4, 2009
    Kenni-Chan, Jul 4, 2009
    #17

  18. Rhoppergaurd Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2009
    Location:
    Destiny islands
    22
    176
    How do you make Lady gaga cry?Pokerface.
    How do you maker her happy again?Just dance.
    How do you make her annoyed again?Get a paparazzi.
     
    Rhoppergaurd, Jul 4, 2009
    Rhoppergaurd, Jul 4, 2009
    #18

  19. Daenerys Targaryen ok

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    873
    1,392
    Lady Gaga is too starstruck to notice the paparazzi while they poker face,so she just dances,while people compliment her fashion,and teach her how to play a love game,while singing about boysboysboys and how she is beatiful dirty rich.She eats dirty ice cream in her fancy pants,while pretending she's in a disco in heaven;she wonders about future love while looking into her vanity.
    She says goodbye;because eh...there's nothing left to say.
     
    Daenerys Targaryen, Jul 4, 2009
    Daenerys Targaryen, Jul 4, 2009
    #19

  20. Mike Chaser

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    523
    1,671
    Ah, I see.
    That's disturbing. What ever makes you happy.
     
    Mike, Jul 4, 2009
    Mike, Jul 4, 2009
    #20
Page 1 of 2
XenPorta 2 PRO © Jason Axelrod from 8WAYRUN.COM