I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU, KHV

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  1. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    All caps title? 8D

    So I was brewing sweet tea at work during our busiest time when a customer starts talking. This usually happens a lot and it's usually the standard "How are you doing today?" conversations, BUT NOT TODAY.
    Here's how the conversation went:

    Old lady: "How are you doing today?"
    Bueno: "Just fine, ma'am. How about yourself?"
    Old lady: "I'm doing great, thanks to Jesus Christ."
    Bueno: "That's....good to hear." (I'm one of the few Atheists at work, but I always attract the religious for some reason)
    Old lady: "And that's the only reason why!"
    Bueno: "Well...that's good?" (I know she meant it to sound uplifting, but it sounded depressing to me)
    Old lady: "This world isn't for 65 year old women any more. It's for young people. I was actually Jimi Hendrix's bass player's girlfriend at one point."
    Bueno: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"

    Old lady: "I was a heroin addict, a gangster's girlfriend, I did a lot of bad stuff. But Jesus saved me and put me on the right path. So when I give Him glory, I mean it."
    Bueno: "...I can tell."
    Old lady: "I've been to over 80 prisons in 4 countries telling prisoners that same story."
    Bueno: "That's...so great of you!" (What I really wanted to say was 'So we are torturing criminals.')
    Old lady: "How old are you, young man?"
    Bueno: "Uhhh 20." (Yes, I had to think)
    Old lady: "I was 20 once. Make sure you enjoy your life while you're still young!"

    ....tl;dr: I don't know if she was bullshitting me or not, but I met Noel Redding's ex-girlfriend and she told me about Jesus.

     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    If she ain't lying you should listen to the wise woman. If she is...continue as you are.
     
  3. The Fuk? Dead

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    I was hoping that this would a story all about how your life got flip turned upside down.
     
  4. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Was she hot?