I have made a groundbreaking discovery.

Pokemon are ****ing real.



UNOWN EXIST

 

Get on the horn with the President of Mars. She can deal with this sitcheeayshun. CtR can deal with anysitcheeayshun.

 

Maaaaaybe you didn't notice, but CtR left almost two weeks ago.

 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- I remember what happened in that movie. Time to run away.

 

I see feet that look like Piplup feet. o:

 

There's also a ratatta shaped thingy in there. AWESOME!!! THIS MEANS THAT I GET TO ATTACK PEOPLE RANDOMLY WITH FIRE BLAST!!! Plus Entei can grant my wishes, so then I get to do that too. ^^

 

>_> Not totally relevant, but needed an excuse to post this.

 

So that's what my mother did with my baby scribbles.

 

FAYT DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE
YOU KNOW YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COME RESCUE ME ANYWAY IF THEY COME TO LIFE

...wut

 

it should say not just getting uglier... it's still ugly.
Squirtle is still considered cute because it IS cute
That thing.. is considered ugly because it IS ugly.

 

Why can't them just put every region in one game and stop making abominations like this D:

 

I meant use Fire Blast with Entei. I just said that one of the unown looked like a ratatta... OH S--T!!! POKEMON THAT LOOK LIKE OTHER POKEMON!!! DITTO IS F---ING TAKING OVER TEH F---ING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVERS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'LL SAVE YOU. I'LL JUST SOMEHOW MAKE A RATTATA LEARN FIRE BLAST AND BRING ALONG A GROWLITHE CALLED ARCANINE THAT OFFICER JENNY HAD WHICH NOW KNOWS WHIRLPOOL. hurp

 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT, GET A DRAGONITE TO HYPERBEAM SOMEONE?
Don't be Lance, please don't turn into that. D':

Also why the US should not be allowed to dub things. >>

 

...double wut.

 

Oh yes, Fayt, when you arrive make sure your team consists of a Pikachu that knows Fly, a Rattata that knows Fire Blast, a Ryhorn that knows Surf, and a very confused Growlithe.

 

That I will. I'm also bringing a Magikarp that can use Bounce and the almight Magikip, king of all fish born from the merger of Pokemon and Jade Cocoon breeding systems.

 

I'm bringing a female Mr. Mime.

 

One of them looks like an anus playing Space Invaders.