I just don't understand...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Mike, May 26, 2009.

  1. Mike Chaser

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    Why are girls crazy about Edward Cullen?
    The guy is so lucky.
     
  2. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    VAMPIRES
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    ... *slurps tea*
     
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  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    THAT, my good friends, is a vampire. Feel free to prove me wrong.
     
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    CEDRlC, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    He also wants to slaughter you and devour you like some kind of demonic predator. Because he's some kind of demonic predator (that's attractive and peaceful and goes to high school and sparkles in the sunlight and is every girl's dream).
     
  7. Hayabusa Venomous

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    If he's so wise, why doesn't he get a real car to pick up ladies instead of a Volvo?
     
  8. Mike Chaser

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    How do you know he's wiser?
     
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Because he's actually like hundreds of years old supposedly.

    If you ask me, he made it all up to get in her pants. Or he's made of feldspar.
     
  10. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    1. I said most guys
    2. He's portrayed as very smart in the movie and the books

    But lawl, the books are fun, the movie kind sucks if you've read the books.
     
  11. Kenni-Chan King's Apprentice

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    The book description of him is hotter than the way the movie portrays him. >.>

    >>>But he hasn't got a mark on you Mike.<<<​
     
  12. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    Agreed.


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  13. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Just a random fad, the same thing happened to Zack Efron. :v Anyone remembers him?
     
  14. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    You mean Kira?
     
  15. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Grammer error. :D
     
  16. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    He is starring in 17 again that was out just now. With Matthew Perry-
     
  17. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Don't forget about this.
     
  18. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Thanks for the correction. I was wondering the same thing.

    "I'm an immortal vampire that can pick up any girl at whim, so I'll waste my time going after the bitchiest, most boring and uninteresting girl in the world"
     
  19. Kenni-Chan King's Apprentice

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    Which part do you agree with? >.>
     
  20. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Yup, exactly.

    Right that. Though, he's not liked as when he was starring in High School Musical.