I lol'd

While reading a tutorial on coloring your sigs, they were talking about the basic rainbow you should stick to, and what colors you should stay away from. What I got my lulz out of was this:

 

They must have been pissed, or else they would just call the colours "Yellow, Brown, and Green".

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Dirt Brown isn't that bad. They could have thought worse.

 

Sh!t brown?

 

Diareah yellowish-brown

 

I think they kind of meant "why the hell do you guys use these colors? they are downright disgusting."

 

Brown is the colour of the mountains and earth.
Yellow is the colour of the sun.
Green is the colour of fresh grass.
It is not that the colours themselves that are disgusting, it is that those people have sick minds.

 

But wait!

Piss yellow is not equal to sun yellow.
**** brown is not equal to the mountains and earth.
Vomit green is not equal to grassy green.

And since this is true, I want to see crayons with those color names on them because that would just be really cool. Since they want to name every other shade and variant of color, these need accurate names too.