I think I've nearly got this tsundere thing down.

Hey, I'm not sure if you're leaving tomorrow (Today, I guess. Early AM, bah.) or Saturday, so I wanted to say goodbye now just to be sure. If you manage to see this before you leave, just leave me a short message. It sounds absolutely terrible in writing, but I'll miss you.
Well, it's not like I [insert tsundere-ish comment that I'm too embarrassed about to show on KHV here], but...I mean, well you know!
Bah, let's arrange to meet up as soon as possible after you get back, alright?


This is me leaving offline messages at 2:23 AM.

 

Technically, 11:25 PM PST / 2:25 AM EST, since that's what your post time says. =P

 

2:23 AM is when I sent it to her. 2:25 is when I posted it.

 

Wait, what are we even talking about here? D=

 

This thing was originally an IM that I sent to a girl that I ABSOLUTELY AM NOT oh who am I kidding of course I am NO NO DON'T THINK THOSE THINGS but on the other hand I sorta NO I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT in love with who is leaving on a trip to the Bahamas soon.

 

She'll come back with a guy named Rico who she fell in love with while she was over there. Such is life. Plenty of fish in the sea yadda yadda yadda

 

Bah, her parents are too protective of her for that. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that they let us use the basement for hanging out on the occasion I go to her place.

 

I-It's not like I wanted to post in this thread or anything... b-baka.

 

You know the rules, post pics of her. That's the only way I'll care and actually give you my golden advice if you ever need it.

 

Now why would I do that? I mean, it's not like I like her or anything. She's just fun to spend long periods of time with. But, I mean not like that! Y-you just keep your advice to yourself.

 

Ahh, I see. This whole thread is a ruse. Good to know that I can ignore it from now on then.

 

Send her a junk shot, you'll get her attention then.

 

Works for me.

 

NOPE, the thought never crossed my mind.

Zter you don't want to give advice, you just wanna see if the girl is hot. Then going into creeper Zter mode if that be the case.