if a cat.....

jump off a building, will it live or die?

 

Depends on how high the building is and whether or not they land on anything.

 

If you tie a piece of toast butter-side up onto the back of a cat, will it create a vortex?

 

let say a.......................10 floor high

 

It is possible that it could survive.

 

Even if it died, it may have a few lives left.

 

well.....

well, scientific studies have been conducted and they say that IF a cat jumped off a building, which it would not because as Logicology proves, jumping off anything is anathema to a cats very existance, if it DID jump off a building, it would actually bend all the laws of space and time backwards three times to the left and implode upon a black-hole shaped votex rating approx .99 C∞N and thus creating a hellish sludge named Holyeffsickleswhattehhellsbethatatosameene that actually acts as a time-warping sludge, aslo found in supermans ear cavity. so to answer your original quetion, I believe it would in fact, not die, or live, but exist instead in a state of suspended animation similar to that of a mark six animatroonicmitosisanotor. ~keeps a straight face~

 

ok ok ok ok ok
where did this all come from?

 

Oh my god, my epic friend is here. *spontaneously combusts and dies*

 

from the fundamental beliefs of Logicology

 

Wuld u liek sum sparkls?

 

I actually wouldnt mind some.....

 

I luv kitties ;_;

 

*gives you sparkles*

 

the kittys not dead, just in a state of suspended animation of virtual death, so the cat is alive, but dead to all of us because we can no longer interact with it at any level

 

LOL ITS IN A COMA d

 

its not a coma, is SUSPENDED ANIMATION, dear gods no ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!!!!!!! ~goes Emo~

 

FUCK YOU ITS IN A GODDAMN COMAa

 

yeah well.... >,,> <,,< **** you
and what the hell? it bleeps it out?

 

no u