If I made a commercial for Spam Zone...

What would you want me to include?
It has to be big topics, including the wedding with Misty. =)

 

An astronaut riding a shark.

 

this and a can of spam

 

immmm a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
suck mah dick

 

This versus a Teletubby (preferably Po) riding a purple dragon.

 

Tinky Winky would match the dragon better.

 

I'd much rather prefer Puff the Magic Dragon.

 

Hah, subtle much?

 

Hey you! Do you like drama? Lots of drama? And Kingdom Hearts? Me either! Go to the Spam Zone to watch a guy who sounds like Roxas get married to a fictional character from a children's anime. It's a lot cooler than it sounds, trust me.

 

i think it should have jesus with a robotic arm like iron man's and a battle axe in the other hand.

 

Too bad you missed our competition where guys competed to see who could hold off jerking off for as long as they could, but act now and you can join in on all of the ******ed shit that's guaranteed to happen in the future!

 

Hypocrisy in giant letters.

 

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a wookie with bad gass and a lazerbeam-shooting left eye.

 

I'm glad you agree but somehow I don't think you know why I said that.

 

What is gass?
And a lazerbeam?

 

I support this entirely.

 

farts.
something that shoots colorful destructive blasts.

 

I think you mean "gas".

And we don't use live lasers here, we only have lasers set to stun.

 

*phasers .