if you turned into a vampire...

If you would turn into a vampire, what GIFT would you like to have..if you had a choice and why? Besides speed, limited indestructibility, and other vampire abilities.
I would choose Alice's gift...being able to percieve the future to save those I care about. xD

 

I would be Blade v.2...

 

Twilight sucks.

 

Pale Skin, Sharp Teeth, Burning up in the Sun, regular vampire stuff. Translyvanian accent would be the shit, but i guess you can't have everything.

 

Being a vampire would be awesome! Well except for the killing part.. If youre asking for a gift besides usual vampire ones...then thats anything? I'd have control over the weather, so I could make it rain a lot, and protect myself from the sun a bit with clouds in places where the sun gets in.

 

You actually don't have to kill, you can feed while someone's sleeping...

 

Like a cheap whore at Christmas.

 

But they'd notice holes in their neck? And they'd have a lack of blood when they wake up?
There's animals though... :[
Or it could turn out that real vampires feed in a different, safer way.

 

lol it's still killing a person even if they're sleeping.

 

Well the whole power of death thing seemed pretty cool. As well as flight. Oh, and out of body travel would be curious, but I would hate to fall prey to a body thief.

Then again, I always liked Louis. Plain is also rather nice.

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No one said it had to be from Twilight...

 

They don't necessarily die though...they just lose blood...

 

I'd love the ability to shove my penis into shallow, easily manipulated, overemotional teenage girls

 

Yeah, they could live...But they'd live to tell the tale... I'd want noone to know except for the ppl who im closest to
Id just pray on animals...

 

I would have the gift of being more gorgeous than Edward Cullen. (YAY VANITY!!) And the power to name my baby better than Bella did.

 

Then you'd give them the virus and they'd become a vampire.

 

This, a million times.

 

And vampires don't let their victims live :/

 

No, they can. If they leave a little bit of blood in their victim, said victim becomes a vampire.

 

soo true...lol...the venom will change them into vamps if they don't die.

 

Well, that's if you're going by Twilight vampires. It's different in every vampire story. (I know. I've done a bunch of research on it.)