If you're going to be flying sometime during the holidays...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Scarred Nobody, Nov 16, 2010.

  1. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    could you please do me a favor? If TSA wants to pat you down, when they get to your special parts, can you let out a small cry of "No daddy!"? If you do, please tell me what the TSA's reaction is. Video of it will get you super-special-awesome bonus points! :D
     
  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    Silly tummer, they have the naked scanners now.
     
  3. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    But if you don't want your special parts up for display, there's always the super-touchy pat down.
     
  4. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Not in every airport.
     
  5. Rena88 Twilight Town Denizen

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  6. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    I remember I had to get patted down for the Ke$ha concert I went to, and the security guard was grabbing my boobies. :'c
     
  7. C This silence is mine

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    I bet it was just Kesha disguised as a security guard who wanted to cup a feel. c:
     
  8. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    Plz don't get my hopes up. :c