I'm feeling kinda happy lately...

KH-Vids, can you stomp on me and make me feel down?

 

You are a freaking no life. Seriously. Get the **** off this site and do something useful with your life already, freaking b.astard. Get a girlfriend, **** her, then leave her.


<3

 

Thanks Rat, you are a true friend! ;-; <3

 

I do what I can, buddy.

 

Thank you sir, may I please have another?

 

Okay. *curbstomp*



I wrote something else instead of what you just read but I felt it was too dark. Unless you want to read it! :)

 

Oh no of course, the darker it is the better, I am quite happy and it will take a lot to really bring me down.

 

So you want to read it?

 

Of course :-)

 

Alright, but I warned you. And for any staff reading this: He said he wanted to read this!

Spoiler

Your life is meaningless. There is no purpose. There is no value. There is no point. It is ridiculous. The universe is one big joke, and the joke is on you. The best the rest of us can hope for is entertainment. We'll get along as long as you provide amusement - fighting our wars for us, fixing our houses, looking for meaning where there is none, and groveling in the dirt to fetch us plants. So keep it up! Just remember that we're laughing all the time. To be a human in these times is to be one amongst untold billions. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in this grim and dark world there is only war. There is no peace amongst the lands, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods. But the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed.

And don't forget, most importantly of all:

Spoiler

Why did the astronauts go to the moon, and then leave? Because it was full!

 

;-;

Moar leik dis plox

 

Okay, I understood the first three...err...words. But what is a plox?