Inspire me.

Once upon a time,


(If you guys don't know how this works, I swear.) ​

 

there was this fuzzy penguin...
:)

 

This fuzzy penguin's name was

 

Benjamin. He liked to...

 

eat rubber sammiches made by...

 

an Asian hooker

 

...named Haruhi Suzumiya.

 

Benjamin would always be all like, "Hey, why are you not in the kitchen making sammiches for me?" Haruhi would reply,

 

"I'm God. Why the hell should I make sammiches for you?"

 

and they all lived happily ever after.
The end.

 

Until Haruhi remebered Benjamin's request for a sammich, got pissed, and destroyed the world to create a similar one, but except in this one...

 

there was a lovely she-penguin named Benjamina who...

 

very much disliked rubber sammiches, and was...

 

...madly in love with Edward Cullen.

 

This fact made one of the authors so miffed that she felt she had to break the fourth wall, and...

 

a mysterious masked fourth grade by the name of Mysterion came to help Benjamin.

 

Then everyone was alright and the story ended and kenny finally found his inspiration and then nobody posted in this thread again.

 

Until Haruhi grew tired of this world, created a new one, where everyone needed to consume ramen at least once a day.

 

But then Haruhi died,

 

...And came back to life realizing she was stuck in a Groundhog Day Loop.