It's so hard to find my ideal woman

She has to be a K-3rd grade teacher or a nurse
She MUST play guitar and sing
She has to like sports, but she cant be a hardcore fan
She has to drive an eco friendly car, and be a good driver. not a cautious idiot, and not a wreckless maniac
She likes to wear hair clips and flower sun dresses and sandals in the summer
She realizes that sweat pants are meant for working out and nothing more
She has to love my cat
She thinks owning more than 2 pairs of sunglasses is moronic
She isnt grossed out by foods like mussels, liver, squid etc
She can never say the word 'eww' or 'poop'
She cant ever talk with her mouth full unless its an emergency
She has to think that gossip is pathetic
She has to appreciate the following TV shows: Seinfeld, Curb, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, The Larry Sanders Show, Bored to Death, Ricky Gervais Show, Sarah Silverman Program, Life & Times of Tim, Modern Family, Big Bang Theory, Mr. Sunshine, Buffy, Nurse Jackie, NBCs Thursday night lineup except whatever dretch they show at 8:30, Conan, Letterman
She has to HATE the following shows: every reality show except cooking competitions, teen drama like 90210, Dawsons Creek, Melrose Place, whatever the modern day contemporary of those shows are, The View, Judge/Talk Shows, Jay Leno
She should love Jack Johnson & Bob Dylan
She should hate most R&B and all Dance/electronica
She shouldn't do drugs, but isn't against people who do and will occasionally smoke pot

I guess that's about it

 

... I feel like I'm talking to a 40 year old when I read this.

 

What big band are you talking about?

 

I meant Big Bang Theory. You could have used Google to help you out.

 

But I didn't.

 

Then stop posting.

 

What, now?

What if she plays bass?

Does the type of sport matter?

Oh my, someone who acknowledges women being good drivers ^^

I don't know any girls that do this...

They are?!

More or less than she loves you?

Owning 2 pairs of sunglasses is moronic let alone 3+

But... they're all slimy and fish like. Apart from liver, that's just weird.

It would be tragic if she said eww to a squid

What sort of emergency is that?

Gossip isn't pathetic, just interesting yet wrong. I don't know what she'd talk about.

Do all of these exist? Can one person watch all these? O.o

90210 does suck

I'm sure quite a few girls have these 2 top of their iPods, above Rebecca Black and the Glee soundtrack

What will you dance to?

But drugs are fun. How can she not do drugs but occasionally smoke pot?


Good luck finding her, I do like how nothing along the lines of "has to love me" is here.

 

Weed isn't drugs silly

 

You know what my ideal woman is?
Fun to talk to and/or hang around with
Cute, but not in a loli kind of way. Lack of cute can be ignored if the first criterion is fulfilled beyond expectations.

This is the value of not being shallow.

 

Or just not picky ^^,

However, to Zter; I can see some of the criteria is understandable, but yeah, I think you're gonna have to settle for something not perfect - Because if you think this is perfect, it doesn't exist :p

 

I like men

:/8D:

 

My perfect women would have to have a little less boob and more penis for me.

Or be NOISE ::L:

 

<3

It's alright, KS, you'll still get a trophy wife. She just won't be first place.
inb4thefuk?

I lol'd.

 

Why would I want a trophy wife? She'll spend too much of our income on cosmetics.

 

Well, I think I'm out. I love dance/electronica.
Also wat? Isn't the bolded just a tad bit hypocritical?

 

Not in the least bit.

 

Again ,

 

KHV has a loooot of drug addicts

 

Well, a drug is anything that alters your normal body/mind function, isn't it? So weed is a drug.
But one could argue that stuff like... I dunno, chocolate is a drug too, if we use that definition, haha.

 

If chocolate is a drug then I do drugs... a lot, especially in cake form ::L: